The Old Chelsea Bun-House: A Tale of the Last CenturyManning, Anne
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The Old Chelsea Bun-House: A Tale of the Last Century
Manning, Anne
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
"Dear Mrs. _Patty_, I am writing as small as ever I can, and must
write still smaller, if I mean to get in Half of what I want to
say. Imagine what a happy Evening we had! My dear _Mother_ shed many
Tears, though, when she heard of your Kindness to me throughout my
Illness; and desired me to express her Thankfulness to you all in the
strongest Terms I could frame. My Ten Pounds proved very acceptable,
as it made up, with her Savings, just the Sum she wants to bind _Joe_
to our Village Doctor. _Penelope_ is learning to make Bone-Lace; and
Mrs. _Evans_ is so well content with _Lucy_, that she is going to
take her as second Teacher in her School next Quarter, so that we are
all getting on mighty well, one Way and another. Also my _Mother_
has realized a pretty little Sum by the Sale of some of my _Father's
Latin_ Books, and there are yet more left. Your delicious Plum-Cake
was done ample Justice to, and the Boys declare there never were such
Gingerbread-Nuts. Now I have filled my Paper to the very Edge, and
yet how much I have left unsaid! Put yourself in my Place, and you
will know all I would say to you, and to dear Mrs. _Honeywood_, and to
_Prue_; not forgetting Mr. _Honeywood_, to whom give my kind Regards."
"Your ever attached and grateful
"GERTRUDE BOWERBANK."
My _Father_, who was smoking his Pipe whilst I read this Letter to him
and my _Mother_, presently said, "I see them all!"
"See who, _Father_?"
"Everybody in Mrs. _Gatty's_ Letter--The old Woman with her Pipe, the
old Gentleman in his Roquelaure, the Robber hung in Chains on the
lone Heath, the Highwaymen, the stout old _Squire_ leaping out with
his Blunderbuss, my Lord _Duke_ coming up, the Police-Officers riding
into the Yard, the young Farmer coming to meet his Father, _Gatty_
flying up to her _Mother_--that Letter is as full of Pictures as this
_Chinese_ Paper."
After ruminating on it a While longer, he began again, with:
"_Gatty_ ought to marry the _Squire_."
"Oh _Father_! his _Son_, if you please!"
"How do you know the Son is a single Man?"
"Nay, how do we know the Squire is a Widower? He's too old."
"Perhaps she won't marry either," said _Prue_.
"Perhaps not, Mrs. _Prue_, but let me tell you, neither you nor your
Sister could have writ that Letter."
"Well, _Father_, I suppose a Woman does not get married for writing a
Letter. For my Part, I don't see much in it. Anybody, I suppose, could
write, if they had Anything to write about."
"No, that don't follow--it's a _non sequitur_, as the Scholars say."
"I don't set up for a Scholar, not I," said _Prue_, "I never was so
good a Hand at my Pen as _Patty_; but I worked the best Sampler, for
all that."
"Well," says my _Father_, "say, when you write to her, _Patty_, that I
don't care how often I pay a Shilling for such a Voice from the Basket
as that. I wish she'd send us one every Week."
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