The Olivia Letters: Being Some History of Washington City for Forty Years as Told by the Letters of a Newspaper CorrespondentBriggs, Emily Edson
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The Olivia Letters: Being Some History of Washington City for Forty Years as Told by the Letters of a Newspaper Correspondent
Briggs, Emily Edson
United States -- Politics and government -- 1865-1933; Washington (D.C.) -- History
The sparring on both sides during Friday and Saturday was a perfect
feast to those who like to see mind meet mind--who enjoy the din and
crash of ideas; but what is the use of stirring up the cesspool into
which Andrew Johnson has plunged, and for whom there is no earthly
resurrection? Is not the country sick unto death of these poisonous
exhalations? Andrew Johnson has broken the laws of the land. In the
name of the humblest citizen, what can be offered in his defence?
The Sage of the _Tribune_ says, “Stick to the point, gentlemen; stick
to the point,” and a placard to this effect should be paraded before
their eyes in every loyal paper of the country. The President’s
conversations with General Sherman and other officers are of no more
importance to the people of the United States than his delicate
semi-official talk with Mrs. Cobb. If we are to have one, why not
the other? Why not let the land shake its rocky sides, and one broad
grin stretch its awful mouth from Plymouth Rock to the silver sands
of the Pacific slope? “Stick to the point, gentlemen; stick to the
point.”
For all future time General Lorenzo Thomas will be known only as “Ad
Interim” Thomas. Even the newsboys cry, “Here’s your evening paper.
Testimony of ‘Ad Interim.’” If the poet had only lived long enough to
have seen this man he would never have written, “Frailty, thy name
is woman!” unless he had put in a clause intimating that sometimes
Dame Nature in her haste makes mistakes; for Nature intended Lorenzo
Thomas to be feminine. She gave him a slender waist and sloping
shoulders, arched instep and taper fingers, and in place of a beard
planted a few seed on his chin; and long years of cultivation have
only proved that some productions of nature will not flourish on a
foreign soil. If any more proof were necessary it is his testimony
before the Senate on Friday, when he says: “Mr. Stanton put his arm
around my neck, as he used to do, in a familiar manner, and says--”
No matter about that. As the heroic and honorable Secretary of War
thus far has made no mistake, is it not to be inferred that he knew
what was so deftly hidden from mortal view? The spiritual intercourse
between the two must have been complete.
If anything more was wanting to touch a sympathetic chord in every
woman’s soul in the vast galleries, to bring her nearer in sympathy
with Lorenzo Thomas, it was the cruel, merciless way in which General
Butler laid bare the heart of this interesting witness. He brought
his little amiable foibles and weaknesses to light of day, just as
the surgeon brings out the queer things with the dissecting knife.
The galleries breathed easy when the tortures were over.
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