the death they sow, than for the ignorance and stupidity that follow
in their train. There is no worse enemy of the arts than a captain of
mercenaries or marauders, and as a rule commanders are as unfitted
for letters as are their soldiers. The habit of imposing his will by
force makes your old soldier very awkward in speech, for eloquence has
its source in the necessity of persuasion. Also, military men affect
a disdain of speech and fine attainments. I remember having known at
Séez in the days when I was librarian to the Bishop, an old captain,
who had grown grey in harness and passed for a gallant man, wearing
proudly a large scar across his face. He was an old ruffian, and had
killed many a man and violated more than one nun quite good-humouredly.
He understood his business fairly well and was very particular
regarding the appearance of his regiment, which marched past better
than any other. In short, a brave man and a good comrade, when it was
question of draining a pot as well I saw at the inn of the _Cheval
Blanc_, where many a time I held my own against him. Now it happened
one night that I accompanied him (for we were good friends) while he
was instructing his men how to find their way by the stars. He first
let me have Monsieur de Louvois’ ordinance on the subject, and as he
had repeated it by heart for the last thirty years, he made no more
mistakes than in his _Pater_ or _Ave_. He started off by saying that
the soldiers must begin by searching the heavens for the pole-star,
which is fixed in relation to the other stars, which turn round it
in the contrary direction to the hands of a watch. But he did not
understand all he said. For after having repeated his sentence two or
three times in a sufficiently imperious voice, he stooped and said in
my ear:
‘Show me this beggar of a pole-star, Abbé. The devil take me if I
can distinguish it in this mess of candle-ends with which the sky is
littered!’
“I told him at once the way to find it, and pointed it out with my
finger. ‘Oh! Oh!’ cried he, ‘the silly thing is perched very high! From
where we are we cannot see it without straining our necks.’ And he
immediately gave orders to his officers to withdraw the men fifty paces
so they should more easily see the pole-star. What I am telling you, my
son, I heard with my own ears, and you will agree that this wearer of
a sword had a sufficiently naïve notion of the system of the universe,
particularly of the stellar parallaxes. Yet he wore the king’s orders
on a fine embroidered coat, and was more honoured in the state than
a learned divine. It is this uncouthness that I cannot endure in the
army.”
My good master having stopped to take breath at these words, I asked
him if he did not think, despite this captain’s ignorance, that one
must have much intelligence to win battles? He answered me in these
words:
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