The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
History
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
I need scarcely inform you, my boy, that after this ungenerous remark
of Great Britain, I left him contemptuously, and at once proceeded to
blockade a place where the Oath is furnished in every style. We have
borne with Great Britain a great while, my boy; but it is now time for
us to take Canada, and wipe every vestige of British tyranny from the
face of the Globe. The American eagle, my boy, flaps his dark wings
over the red-head of battle, and as his scarlet eyes rest for a moment
on the English Custom House, he softly whispers--he simply remarks--he
merely ejaculates--GORE!
Americans! fellow-citizens! foreigners! and people of Boston! Shall we
longer allow the bloated British aristocracy to blight us with base
abolition proclivities, while Mr. Seward is capable of holding a pen?
"Hail, blood and thunder! welcome, gentle Gore!
Let the loud hewgag shatter every shore!
High to the zenith let our eagle fly,
Ten thousand battles blazing in his eye!
Nail our proud standard to the Northern Pole,
Plant patent earthquakes in each foreign hole!
Shout havoc, murder, victory, and spoils,
Till all creation crouches in our toils!
Then, when the world to our behest is bent,
And takes the _Herald_ for its punishment,
We'll pin our banner to a comet's tail,
And shake the Heavens with a big 'ALL HAIL!'"
That's the spirit of America, my boy, taken with nutmeg on top, and a
hollow straw. Very good for invalids.
Next to the question concerning the capacity of gunboats for the
sweet-potato trade, my boy, the great topic of the day is the capture
of Slidell and Mason, whose arrest so pleased the colonel of the
Mackerel Brigade, that he got up at nine o'clock in the morning to tell
the President about it.
In the year 1776, my boy, this Slidell sold candles in New York, and
was born about two years after the marriage of the elder Slidell. While
he was yet a young man, he went much into female society, and at length
offered his hand to a lady. Her father being a male, gave his consent
to the match, and on the day of the wedding, there was a fire in the
Seventh Ward. Since that time, Slidell has been a married man, and was
much respected until he got into the Senate. I get these facts from a
friend of the family, who has a set of silver spoons engraved with the
name of Slidell.
The rebel Mason was born and bred in the United States, and has always
been a First Family. He says he was going to Europe on account of his
health.
The capture of these men, my boy, cannot fail to produce a great
sensation in diplomatic circles, and I am informed by a reliable
gentleman from Weehawken, that Mr. Seward is preparing a letter to Lord
Lyons on the subject. This letter, I learn, will contain some such
passages as this:
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