The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
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The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
This made Villiam very mad, my boy, and he ordered the bombardment to
be commenced immediately; but as all the powder had been placed on
board a vessel which could not arrive under two weeks, it was
determined to take possession without combustion. Finding himself
master of the situation, Captain Villiam Brown called the solitary
Chivalry to him, and issued the following
PROCLAMATION.
CITIZEN OF ACCOMAC! I come among you not as a incendiary and
assassin, but to heal your wounds and be your long-lost father.
Several of the happiest months in my life were not spent in
Accomac, and your affecting hospitality will make me more than
jealously-watchful of your liberties and the pursuit of happiness.
(See the Constitution.)
Citizen of Accomac! These brave men, of whom I am a spectator, are
not your enemies; they are your brothers, and desire to embrace you
in fraternal bonds. They wish to be considered your guests, and
respectfully invite you to observe the banner of our common
forefathers. In proof whereof I establish the following orders:
I.--If any nigger come within the lines of the United States Army
to give information, whatsomever, of the movements of the enemy,
the aforesaid shall have his head knocked off, and be returned to
his lawful owner, according to the groceries and provisions of the
Fugitive Slave Ack. (See the Constitution.)
II.--If any chicken or other defenceless object belonging to the
South, be brought within the lines of the United States Army, by
any nigger, his heirs, administrators, and assigns, the aforesaid
shall have his tail cut off, and be sent back to his rightful owner
at the expense of the Treasury Department.
III.--Any soldier found guilty of shooting the Southern
Confederacy, or bothering him in any manner whatsomever, the same
shall be deemed guilty of disorderly conduct, and be pronounced an
accursed abolitionist.
VILLIAM BROWN, Eskevire,
Captain Conic Section, Mackerel Brigade,
Commanding Accomac.
The citizen of Accomac, my boy, received this proclamation favorably,
and said he wouldn't go hunting Union pickets until the weather was
warmer. Whereupon Villiam Brown fell upon his neck and wept copiously.
The Union Army, my boy, now holds undisputed possession of over six
inches of the sacred soil of Accomac, and this unnatural rebellion has
received a blow which shakes the rotten fabric to its shivering centre.
The strong arm of the Government has at last reached the stronghold of
treason, and in a few years this decisive movement on Accomac will be
followed by the advance of our army on the Potomac.
Yours, with expedition,
ORPHEUS C. KERR.
LETTER XXII.
TREATING OF VILLIAM'S OCCUPATION OF ACCOMAC, AND HIS WISE DECISION IN A
CONTRABAND CASE.
WASHINGTON, D.C., December 16th, 1861.
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