Americans -- England -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Fiction
Selwyn bit his lip to keep himself from too impetuous an answer. For
the first time he felt an envy for the cool imperturbability of the
Island Race.
'If you ask me,' he said, 'whether America will plunge into war at the
bidding of a group of diplomats who shuffle the nations like a pack of
cards, then I say no. If you older nations over here allow this thing
to come to a crisis with a rattling of swords and "_Hock der Kaiser!_"
and "Britannia Rules the Waves," count us out. But should the occasion
arise when palpable injustice is being done, and the soul of Britain
calls to the soul of America that Right must be maintained, then the
Republic that was born--if you will permit me to say so--born out of
its resentment against injustice will act instantly.'
'Supposing,' said the other, 'that Germany invades Belgium?'
'But--I understand that Germany has guaranteed Belgium's neutrality.'
The ex-officer showed no signs of having heard him, but shook his head
impatiently as one does when annoyed by a fly. 'Supposing,' he
repeated, 'that Germany invades Belgium.'
'In that case,' said Selwyn sternly, 'America will be the first to
protest.'
'To protest?'
'And fight,' said the American, swallowing a desire to hurl a plate at
the monocle.
'You will pardon me,' said Lord Durwent, 'but I do not think we can
expect America to become mixed up in this thing. She has her own
problems of the New World, and it is too much to hope that she is going
to come over here and become embroiled in a European conflict.'
'But, dad,' said Elise Durwent, speaking for the first time, 'if, as
Mr. Selwyn says, it is clear that a wrong is being committed, America
will insist upon acting.'
'Oh, I don't know,' broke in the youth who was always lively at
breakfast, but who was beginning to be bored; 'it's one thing to get
waxy about your own corns, and quite another when they're on some other
blighter's foot--what? I mean, you chaps over there got awfully hot
under the collar when dear old Georgius Rex--Heaven rest his
soul!--tried to jump down your throat with both spurs on and gallop
your little tum-tums out. But the question is, does it hurt in the
same place if old Frankie-Joseph of Austria pinks Thingmabob of Servia
underneath the fifth rib--what, what?'
'Is Britain great enough for such a situation?' asked Selwyn,
repressing a smile. 'Would she accept Belgium's crisis as her own?'
'Oh, that's another thing,' said the young man a little uncomfortably.
'We've signed the bally thing, and of course we'll play the game,
and'----
'As Maynard says,' interrupted the former army man, 'it's a bigger
thing for America than for us. Mind you, I don't say we need America
to help us to make war, but we do need her help if war is to be
averted; and any move of such a nature on her part demands what you
author fellows would call "a high degree of altruism." How's that,
Durwent, for a chap who never reads anything but the _Pink Un_?'
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