Americans -- England -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Fiction
The groom shook his head and swung philosophically on his heels. He was
a broad-faced man of nearly fifty, with an honest simplicity of
countenance and manner engendered of long service where master and man
live in a relation of mutual confidence. He sucked meditatively at a
corn-cob pipe, and Selwyn, changing his mind about a cigar, produced a
case from his pocket.
'Have one, Mathews?' he asked.
'No, thank 'ee, sir. I'm a man o' easy-goin' 'abits, and likes me old
pipe and me old woman likewise, both being sim'lar and the same.'
With which profound thought he drew a long breath of smoke and sent it on
the air, to follow his philosophy to whatever place words go to.
'If Germany and us puts on the gloves,' ruminated Mathews, 'I'll be real
sorry Mas'r Dick ain't 'ere. He's a rare lad, 'e is--one o' the right
breed, and no argifyin' can prove contrariwise. I always was fond o'
Mas'r Dick, I was, since 'e was so high, and used to come in 'ere and ask
me to learn 'im how to swear proper like a groom. Ah, a fine lad 'e was;
and--criky!--'e were a lovely sight on a hoss. Mister Malcolm 'e's a
fine rider hisself, but just a little stiff to my fancy, conseckens o'
sittin' up on parade with them there Hussars o' hisn. But Mas'r Dick--he
were part o' the hoss, he were, likewise and sim'lar.'
Selwyn nodded and smoked in silence. He was rather glad to have run into
the garrulous groom. The steady stream of inelegant English helped to
ease the torture of his mind.
'Has milord said anything about the hosses, Mr. Selwyn?'
'No. What do you mean?'
'Nothing much, sir, excep' that it's just what you can expeck from a
gen'l'man like him. He comes in 'ere this arternoon and says to me,
"Mathews," he says, "if this 'ere war comes about it'll be a long one,
and make no mistake, so I estermate we'd better give the Government our
hosses right away, in course keepin' old Ned for to drive." Never
twigged an eyelash, he didn't. No, sir. Just up and tells it to me like
I'm a-doin' to you. "Then," I says, "you won't be wanting me no longer,
milord?" And he says, "Mathews, as long as there's a home for me,
there's one for you," and he clapped me on my shoulder likewise as if him
and me were ekals. It kind o' done me in, it did, what with the prospick
o' losin' my hosses--them as I'd raised since they was runnin' around
arter their mothers like young galathumpians--and what with his speakin'
so fair and kindly like. Well--criky!--I could ha' swore; I felt so bad.'
'It will be a great loss for Lord Durwent to lose his stable.'
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account