The Peterkin PapersHale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
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The Peterkin Papers
Hale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
Family life -- Juvenile fiction; Humorous stories
Agamemnon was delayed, however, in his choice of a profession, by a
desire he had to become a famous inventor. If he could only invent
something important, and get out a patent, he would make himself known
all over the country. If he could get out a patent he would be set up
for life, or at least as long as the patent lasted, and it would be
well to be sure to arrange it to last through his natural life.
Indeed, he had gone so far as to make his invention. It had been
suggested by their trouble with a key, in their late moving to their
new house. He had studied the matter over a great deal. He looked it
up in the Encyclopaedia, and had spent a day or two in the Public
Library, in reading about Chubb's Lock and other patent locks.
But his plan was more simple. It was this: that all keys should be
made alike! He wondered it had not been thought of before; but so it
was, Solomon John said, with all inventions, with Christopher
Columbus, and everybody. Nobody knew the invention till it was
invented, and then it looked very simple. With Agamemnon's plan you
need have but one key, that should fit everything! It should be a
medium-sized key, not too large to carry. It ought to answer for a
house door, but you might open a portmanteau with it. How much less
danger there would be of losing one's keys if there were only one to
lose!
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Mrs. Peterkin thought it would be inconvenient if their father were
out, and she wanted to open the jam-closet for the little boys. But
Agamemnon explained that he did not mean there should be but one key
in the family, or an a town,--you might have as many as you pleased,
only they should all be alike.
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Elizabeth Eliza felt it would be a great convenience,--they could keep
the front door always locked, yet she could open it with the key of
her upper drawer; that she was sure to have with her. And Mrs.
Peterkin felt it might be a convenience if they had one on each story,
so that they need not go up and down for it.
Mr. Peterkin studied all the papers and advertisements, to decide
about the lawyer whom they should consult, and at last, one morning,
they went into town to visit a patent-agent.
Elizabeth Eliza took the occasion to make a call upon the lady from
Philadelphia, but she came back hurriedly to her mother.
"I have had a delightful call," she said; "but--perhaps I was wrong--I
could not help, in conversation, speaking of Agamemnon's proposed
patent. I ought not to have mentioned it, as such things are kept
profound secrets; they say women always do tell things; I suppose that
is the reason."
"But where is the harm?" asked Mrs. Peterkin. "I'm sure you can trust
the lady from Philadelphia."
Elizabeth Eliza then explained that the lady from Philadelphia had
questioned the plan a little when it was told her, and had suggested
that "if everybody had the same key there would be no particular use
in a lock."
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