The Peterkin PapersHale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
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The Peterkin Papers
Hale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
Family life -- Juvenile fiction; Humorous stories
This, therefore, was the bill of fare: Apple-sauce, Bread, Butter,
Coffee, Cream, Doughnuts, Eggs, Fish-balls, Griddles, Ham, Ice (on
butter), Jam, Krout (sour), Lamb-chops, Morning Newspapers, Oatmeal,
Pepper, Quince-marmalade, Rolls, Salt, Tea Urn, Veal-pie, Waffles,
Yeast-biscuit.
Mr. Peterkin was proud and astonished. "Excellent!" he cried. "Every
letter represented except Z." Mrs. Peterkin drew from her pocket a
letter from the lady from Philadelphia. "She thought you would call it
X-cellent for X, and she tells us," she read, "that if you come with a
zest, you will bring the Z."
Mr. Peterkin was enchanted. He only felt that he ought to invite the
children in the primary schools to such a breakfast; what a zest,
indeed, it would give to the study of their letters!
It was decided to begin with Apple-sauce.
"How happy," exclaimed Mr. Peterkin, "that this should come first of
all! A child might be brought up on apple-sauce till he had mastered
the first letter of the alphabet, and could go on to the more involved
subjects hidden in bread, butter, baked beans, etc."
Agamemnon thought his father hardly knew how much was hidden in the
apple. There was all the story of William Tell and the Swiss
independence. The little boys were wild to act William Tell, but Mrs.
Peterkin was afraid of the arrows. Mr. Peterkin proposed they should
begin by eating the apple-sauce, then discussing it, first
botanically, next historically; or perhaps first historically,
beginning with Adam and Eve, and the first apple.
Mrs. Peterkin feared the coffee would be getting cold, and the
griddles were waiting. For herself, she declared she felt more at home
on the marmalade, because the quinces came from grandfather's, and she
had seen them planted; she remembered all about it, and now the bush
came up to the sitting-room window. She seemed to have heard him tell
that the town of Quincy, where the granite came from, was named from
them, and she never quite recollected why, except they were so hard,
as hard as stone, and it took you almost the whole day to stew them,
and then you might as well set them on again.
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Mr. Peterkin was glad to be reminded of the old place at
grandfather's. In order to know thoroughly about apples they ought to
understand the making of cider. Now, they might some time drive up to
grandfather's, scarcely twelve miles away, and see the cider made.
Why, indeed, should not the family go this very day up to
grandfather's and continue the education of the breakfast?
"Why not, indeed?" exclaimed the little boys. A day at grandfather's
would give them the whole process of the apple, from the orchard to
the cider-mill. In this way they could widen the field of study, even
to follow in time the cup of coffee to Java.
It was suggested, too, that at grandfather's they might study the
processes of maple syrup as involved in the griddle-cakes.
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