The Peterkin papersHale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
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The Peterkin papers
Hale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
Family life -- Juvenile fiction; Humorous stories
“If it is necessary,” said the chief engineer, “you might send it down
in one of the hackney carriages. I see a number standing before the
door. We’d better begin to move the heavier furniture, and some of you
women might fill the carriages with smaller things.”
Mrs. Peterkin was ready to fall into hysterics. She controlled herself
with a supreme power, and hastened to touch another knob.
Elizabeth Eliza corrected her telegram, and decided to take the advice
of the chief engineer and went to the door to give her message to one of
the hackmen, when she saw a telegraph boy appear. Her mother had touched
the right knob. It was the fourth from the beginning; but the beginning
was at the other end!
She went out to meet the boy, when, to her joy, she saw behind him her
father and Agamemnon. She clutched her telegram, and hurried toward
them.
Mr. Peterkin was bewildered. Was the house on fire? If so, where were
the flames?
He saw the row of carriages. Was there a funeral, or a wedding? Who was
dead?
Who was to be married?
He seized the telegram that Elizabeth Eliza reached to him, and read it
aloud.
“Come to us directly--the house is NOT on fire!”
The chief engineer was standing on the steps.
“The house not on fire!” he exclaimed. “What are we all summoned for?”
“It is a mistake,” cried Elizabeth Eliza, wringing her hands. “We
touched the wrong knob; we wanted the telegraph boy!”
“We touched all the wrong knobs,” exclaimed Mrs. Peterkin, from the
house.
The chief engineer turned directly to give counter-directions, with a
few exclamations of disgust, as the bells of distant fire-engines were
heard approaching.
Solomon John appeared at this moment, and proposed taking one of the
carriages, and going for a doctor for his mother, for she was now nearly
ready to fall into hysterics, and Agamemnon thought to send a telegram
down by the boy, for the evening papers, to announce that the Peterkins’
house had not been on fire.
The crisis of the commotion had reached its height. The beds of flowers,
bordered with dark-colored leaves, were trodden down by the feet of the
crowd that had assembled.
The chief engineer grew more and more indignant, as he sent his men to
order back the fire-engines from the neighboring towns. The collection
of boys followed the procession as it went away. The fire-brigade
hastily removed covers from some of the furniture, restored the rest to
their places, and took away their ladders. Many neighbors remained, but
Mr. Peterkin hastened into the house to attend to Mrs. Peterkin.
Elizabeth Eliza took an opportunity to question her father, before he
went in, as to the success of their visit to town.
“We saw all the patent-agents,” answered Mr. Peterkin, in a hollow
whisper. “Not one of them will touch the patent, or have anything to do
with it.”
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