"Oh, they were very confidential, you know," lisped Spunyarn; "I was quite out in the cold." "Ungrateful man, when you had a window all to yourself, and a smiling Miss Sleek on either side of you, gazing into your eyes. You neglected your opportunities, Lord Spunyarn. Let me tell you that the daughters of my last conquest are two very pretty girls." "Not when Miss Warrender is present." "I rather think you forgot Miss Warrender's presence," retorted the coquette. "Anyhow, two's company and three isn't, you'll all allow that. How happy could I have been with either were t'other dear charmer away." "Did they both propose to you, Lord Spunyarn?" said Mrs. Haggard with a smile. "If I were a vain man I should confess that they rather gave themselves away." "Much as Hanibal Peter Gray did for love of the beautiful cannibal," said Lucy. "Oh, they were quite safe in my case, not being a _mangeur de coeurs_," replied the discreet young nobleman. "But my attention was not sufficiently absorbed by those guileless girls that I failed to perceive the doings of the other couple." "You are quite wrong, as usual. Mr. Sleek was merely explaining who the various people were." "In that case, Miss Warrender, he might at least have given us all the benefit of his information, instead of conveying it in an inaudible whisper to Miss Warrender's private ear. And he needn't have blushed till he looked like a pickled cabbage." "It's not fair, Lucy," said Mrs. Haggard reprovingly, with an attempt at matronly dignity. "Well, you know," laughed the girl, "it wasn't my fault. Spunyarn declined to come to the rescue. There I was, practically _tête-à-tête_ with the man; the noise of the crowd drowned my cries and remonstrances. Besides, after the scalp, and the elaborate lunch which was awaiting us in the middle of the room, I felt myself bound to listen to the voice of the charmer. I was cheered, too, by Lord Spunyarn's masterly defeat of Dabbler. _Poor_ Dabbler!" "'Pon my word, I didn't know it. When we came in there was a fat man messing with the things on the table. He was dressed like a waiter, and he looked like one--a regular City waiter, you know. He held out his hand. Of course, I gave him my hat and coat. He has no business to dress like a waiter and to hold out his hand." "Lord Spunyarn, he is a common councilman, and he is going to dine with the Lord Mayor," cried Lucy. "All the same, he has no business to be dressed like a waiter in the morning, if even he be a common councilman and going to dine with the Lord Mayor. Anyhow, he took the hat and coat, and then, thank heaven, he bolted." "What's Dabbler to him, or he to Dabbler, that he should weep?" misquoted Georgie's husband, who had enjoyed Dabbler's discomfiture. "It's all very well for you all to laugh, but Mr. Sleek didn't seem to like it at all. What did he mean by saying that Mr. Dabbler was a warm man?" asked Lucy.