The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. StevensonStevenson, Robert Louis
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The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. Stevenson
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Drama
BARBARA. Well, Miss Dorothy, perhaps it’s out of my place: but I do hope
Mr. Austin will come: I should love to have him see my necklace on.
DOROTHY. Necklace? what necklace? Did he give you a necklace?
BARBARA. Yes, indeed, Miss, that he did: the very same day he drove you
in his curricle to Penshurst. You remember, Miss, I couldn’t go.
DOROTHY. I remember.
MISS FOSTER. And so do I. I had a touch of . . . Foster in the blood:
the family gout, dears! . . . And you, you ungrateful nymph, had him a
whole day to yourself, and not a word to tell me when you returned.
DOROTHY. I remember. (_Rising_.) Is that the necklace, Barbara? It
does not suit you. Give it me.
BARBARA. La, Miss Dorothy, I wouldn’t for the world.
DOROTHY. Come, give it me. I want it. Thank you: you shall have my
birthday pearls instead.
MISS FOSTER. Why, Dolly, I believe you’re jealous of the maid. Foster,
Foster: always a Foster trick to wear the willow in anger.
DOROTHY. I do not think, madam, that I am of a jealous habit.
MISS FOSTER. O, the personage is your excuse! And I can tell you,
child, that when George Austin was playing Florizel to the Duchess’s
Perdita, all the maids in England fell a prey to green-eyed melancholy.
It was the _ton_, you see: not to pine for that Sylvander was to resign
from good society.
DOROTHY. Aunt Evelina, stop; I cannot endure to hear you. What is he
after all but just Beau Austin? What has he done—with half a century of
good health, what has he done that is either memorable or worthy? Diced
and danced and set fashions; vanquished in a drawing-room, fought for a
word; what else? As if these were the meaning of life! Do not make me
think so poorly of all of us women. Sure, we can rise to admire a better
kind of man than Mr. Austin. We are not all to be snared with the eye,
dear aunt; and those that are—O! I know not whether I more hate or pity
them.
MISS FOSTER. You will give me leave, my niece: such talk is neither
becoming in a young lady nor creditable to your understanding. The world
was made a great while before Miss Dorothy Musgrave; and you will do much
better to ripen your opinions, and in the meantime read your letter,
which I perceive you have not opened. (DOROTHY _opens and reads
letter_.) Barbara, child, you should not listen at table.
BARBARA. Sure, madam, I hope I know my place.
MISS FOSTER. Then do not do it again.
DOROTHY. Poor John Fenwick! he coming here!
MISS FOSTER. Well, and why not? Dorothy, my darling child, you give me
pain. You never had but one chance, let me tell you pointedly: and that
was John Fenwick. If I were you, I would not let my vanity so blind me.
This is not the way to marry.
DOROTHY. Dear aunt, I shall never marry.
MISS FOSTER. A fiddlestick’s end! every one must marry. (_Rising_.)
Are you for the Pantiles?
DOROTHY. Not to-day, dear,
MISS FOSTER. Well, well! have your wish, Dolorosa. Barbara, attend and
dress me.
SCENE III
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