The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. StevensonStevenson, Robert Louis
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The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. Stevenson
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Drama
MENTEITH. To be sure, Mr. George, you do wear well.
AUSTIN. _We_ wear well, Menteith.
MENTEITH. I hear, Mr. George, that Miss Musgrave is of the company.
AUSTIN. Is she so? Well, well! well, well!
MENTEITH. I’ve not seen the young lady myself, Mr. George; but the
barber tells me she’s looking poorly.
AUSTIN. Poorly?
MENTEITH. Yes, Mr. George, poorly was his word.
AUSTIN. Well, Menteith, I am truly sorry. She is not the first.
MENTEITH. Yes, Mr. George. (_A bell_. MENTEITH _goes out_, _and
re-enters with card_.)
AUSTIN (_with card_). Whom have we here? Anthony Musgrave?
MENTEITH. A fine young man, Mr. George; and with a look of the young
lady, but not so gentlemanly.
AUSTIN. You have an eye, you have an eye. Let him in.
SCENE II
AUSTIN, MENTEITH, ANTHONY
AUSTIN. I am charmed to have this opportunity, Mr. Musgrave. You belong
to my old corps, I think? And how does my good friend, Sir Frederick? I
had his line; but like all my old comrades, he thinks last about himself,
and gives me not of his news.
ANTHONY. I protest, sir, this is a very proud moment. Your name is
still remembered in the regiment. (AUSTIN _bows_.) The Colonel—he keeps
his health, sir, considering his age (AUSTIN _bows again_, _and looks at_
MENTEITH)—tells us young men you were a devil of a fellow in your time.
AUSTIN. I believe I was—in my time. Menteith, give Mr. Musgrave a dish
of chocolate. So, sir, we see you at the Wells.
ANTHONY. I have but just alighted. I had but one thought, sir: to pay
my respects to Mr. Austin. I have not yet kissed my aunt and sister.
AUSTIN. In my time—to which you refer—the ladies had come first.
ANTHONY. The women? I take you, sir. But then you see, a man’s
relatives don’t count. And besides, Mr. Austin, between men of the
world, I am fairly running away from the sex: I am positively in flight.
Little Hortense of the Opera; you know; she sent her love to you. She’s
mad about me, I think. You never saw a creature so fond.
AUSTIN. Well, well, child! you are better here. In my time—to which you
have referred—I knew the lady. Does she wear well?
ANTHONY. I beg your pardon, sir!
AUSTIN. No offence, child, no offence. She was a very lively creature.
But you neglect your chocolate I see?
ANTHONY. We don’t patronise it, Mr. Austin; we haven’t for some years:
the service has quite changed since your time. You’d be surprised.
AUSTIN. Doubtless. I am.
ANTHONY. I assure you, sir, I and Jack Bosbury of the Fifty-Second—
AUSTIN. The Hampshire Bosburys?—
ANTHONY. I do not know exactly, sir. I believe he is related.
AUSTIN. Or perhaps—I remember a Mr. Bosbury, a cutter of coats. I have
the vanity to believe I formed his business.
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