The Poetical Works of John Skelton, Volume 1 (of 2)Skelton, John
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The Poetical Works of John Skelton, Volume 1 (of 2)
Skelton, John
English poetry -- Early modern, 1500-1700
matter; spill not my blood. Wert thou twenty knights, quoth Meg, and
were the king himselfe heere, hee should not saue thy life, vnlesse thou
grant mee one thing. Whatsoeuer it bee, quoth sir James. Marry, quoth
shee, that is, that this night thou wait on my trencher at supper at
this womans house; and when supper is done, then confesse me to be thy
better at weapon in any ground in England. I will do it, sir, quoth he,
as I am a true knight. With this they departed, and sir James went home
with his hostesse sorrowfull and ashamed, swearing that his adversary was
the stoutest man in England. Well, supper was prouided, and sir Thomas
Moore and diuers other gentlemen bidden thither by Skeltons means, to
make vp the jest; which when sir James saw inuited, hee put a good face
on the matter, and thought to make a slight matter of it, and therefore
beforehand told sir Thomas Moore what had befallen him, how entring in
a quarrell of his hostesse, hee fought with a desperate gentleman of
the court, who had foiled him, and giuen him in charge to wait on his
trencher that night. Sir Thomas Moore answered sir James, that it was no
dishonour to be foyled by a gentleman [of England?], sith Cæsar himselfe
was beaten backe by their valour. As thus they were discanting of the
valour of Englishmen, in came Meg marching in her mans attire: euen as
shee entered in at the doore, This, sir Thomas Moore, quoth sir James, is
that English gentleman whose prowesse I so highly commend, and to whom in
all valour I account myselfe so inferiour. And, sir, quoth shee, pulling
off her hat, and her haire falling about her eares, hee that so hurt him
to day is none other but Long Meg of Westminster; and so you are all
welcome. At this all the company fell in a great laughing, and sir James
was amazed that a woman should so wap him in a whinyard: well, hee as the
rest was faine to laugh at the matter, and all that supper time to wait
on her trencher, who had leaue of her mistris that shee might be master
of the feast; where with a good laughter they made good cheere, sir James
playing the proper page, and Meg sitting in her maiesty. Thus was sir
James disgraced for his loue, and Meg after counted for a proper woman.”
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_Scogan and Skelton_, 1600, a play by Richard Hathwaye and William
Rankins, is mentioned in Henslowe’s MSS.: see Malone’s _Shakespeare_ (by
Boswell), iii. 324.
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