Challenger, Professor (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Science fiction
"I don't know what's amiss with me," continued Austin, staggering to his
feet. "I expect I came over queer when I was hosing her down. I seem to
remember flopping over by the step. But I'll swear I never left those
lubricator taps on."
In a condensed narrative the astonished Austin was told what had happened
to himself and the world. The mystery of the dripping lubricators was
also explained to him. He listened with an air of deep distrust when
told how an amateur had driven his car and with absorbed interest to the
few sentences in which our experiences of the sleeping city were
recorded. I can remember his comment when the story was concluded.
"Was you outside the Bank of England, sir?"
"Yes, Austin."
"With all them millions inside and everybody asleep?"
"That was so."
"And I not there!" he groaned, and turned dismally once more to the
hosing of his car.
There was a sudden grinding of wheels upon gravel. The old cab had
actually pulled up at Challenger's door. I saw the young occupant step
out from it. An instant later the maid, who looked as tousled and
bewildered as if she had that instant been aroused from the deepest
sleep, appeared with a card upon a tray. Challenger snorted ferociously
as he looked at it, and his thick black hair seemed to bristle up in his
wrath.
"A pressman!" he growled. Then with a deprecating smile: "After all, it
is natural that the whole world should hasten to know what I think of
such an episode."
"That can hardly be his errand," said Summerlee, "for he was on the road
in his cab before ever the crisis came."
I looked at the card: "James Baxter, London Correspondent, New York
Monitor."
"You'll see him?" said I.
"Not I."
"Oh, George! You should be kinder and more considerate to others.
Surely you have learned something from what we have undergone."
He tut-tutted and shook his big, obstinate head.
"A poisonous breed! Eh, Malone? The worst weed in modern civilization,
the ready tool of the quack and the hindrance of the self-respecting man!
When did they ever say a good word for me?"
"When did you ever say a good word to them?" I answered. "Come, sir,
this is a stranger who has made a journey to see you. I am sure that you
won't be rude to him."
"Well, well," he grumbled, "you come with me and do the talking. I
protest in advance against any such outrageous invasion of my private
life." Muttering and mumbling, he came rolling after me like an angry
and rather ill-conditioned mastiff.
The dapper young American pulled out his notebook and plunged instantly
into his subject.
"I came down, sir," said he, "because our people in America would very
much like to hear more about this danger which is, in your opinion,
pressing upon the world."
"I know of no danger which is now pressing upon the world," Challenger
answered gruffly.
The pressman looked at him in mild surprise.
"I meant, sir, the chances that the world might run into a belt of
poisonous ether."
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