The Politeness of Princes, and Other School StoriesWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Politeness of Princes, and Other School Stories
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Schools -- Fiction
"This," said Scott, "somewhat complicates the case. We must have
further clues. You'd better pop off now, Pillingshot. I've got a Latin
Prose to do. Bring me reports of your progress daily, and don't
overlook the importance of trifles. Why, in 'Silver Blaze' it was a
burnt match that first put Holmes on the scent."
Entering the junior day-room with some apprehension, the sleuth-hound
found an excited gathering of suspects waiting to interview him.
One sentiment animated the meeting. Each of the five wanted to know
what Pillingshot meant by it.
"What's the row?" queried interested spectators, rallying round.
"That cad Pillingshot's been accusing us of bagging Evans' quid."
"What's Scott got to do with it?" inquired one of the spectators.
Pillingshot explained his position.
"All the same," said Daubeny, "you needn't have dragged us into it."
"I couldn't help it. He made me."
"Awful ass, Scott," admitted Green.
Pillingshot welcomed this sign that the focus of popular indignation
was being shifted.
"Shoving himself into other people's business," grumbled Pillingshot.
"Trying to be funny," Berkeley summed up.
"Rotten at cricket, too."
"Can't play a yorker for nuts."
"See him drop that sitter on Saturday?"
So that was all right. As far as the junior day-room was concerned,
Pillingshot felt himself vindicated.
But his employer was less easily satisfied. Pillingshot had hoped that
by the next day he would have forgotten the subject. But, when he went
into the study to get tea ready, up it came again.
"Any clues yet, Pillingshot?"
Pillingshot had to admit that there were none.
"Hullo, this won't do. You must bustle about. You must get your nose
to the trail. Have you cross-examined Trent yet? No? Well, there you
are, then. Nip off and do it now."
"But, I say, Scott! He's a prefect!"
"In the dictionary of crime," said Scott sententiously, "there is no
such word as prefect. All are alike. Go and take down Trent's
statement."
To tax a prefect with having stolen a sovereign was a task at which
Pillingshot's imagination boggled. He went to Trent's study in a sort
of dream.
A hoarse roar answered his feeble tap. There was no doubt about Trent
being in. Inspection revealed the fact that the prefect was working
and evidently ill-attuned to conversation. He wore a haggard look and
his eye, as it caught that of the collector of statements, was
dangerous.
"Well?" said Trent, scowling murderously.
Pillingshot's legs felt perfectly boneless.
"_Well_?" said Trent.
Pillingshot yammered.
"_Well_?"
The roar shook the window, and Pillingshot's presence of mind deserted
him altogether.
"Have you bagged a sovereign?" he asked.
There was an awful silence, during which the detective, his limbs
suddenly becoming active again, banged the door, and shot off down the
passage.
He re-entered Scott's study at the double.
"Well?" said Scott. "What did he say?"
"Nothing."
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