Detective and mystery stories; Villages -- England -- Fiction
Now, Tomlin, to whom the comings and goings of all and sundry formed
the staple of the day’s gossip, had seen the detective go out, but
could “take his sollum davy” that the queer little man had not
returned. He, too, had watched Ingerman going to Siddle’s. Ten minutes
later Elkin came down the hill, and headed for the same rendezvous.
Five minutes more, and Hobbs, the butcher, joined the others. Tomlin
was seething with curiosity, but there were some casual customers in
the “snug,” so he could not abandon his post.
Soon, however, Ingerman led Elkin and Hobbs to the inn. Evidently, the
“financier” had been making some small purchases. He was in high
spirits. Ordering appetizers before the mid-day meal, he announced that
he was returning to London that afternoon, but would be in Steynholme
again for the adjourned inquest.
“No matter how my business suffers, I mean to see this affair through,”
he vowed. “You gentlemen can pretty well guess my private convictions.
You were good enough to give me your friendship, so I spoke as openly
as one dares when no charge has actually been laid against any
particular person.”
“Ay,” said Elkin, with whom sunshine seemed to disagree, because he
looked miserably ill. “We know what you mean, Mr. Ingerman. If the
police were half sharp they’d have nabbed their man before this ... Did
you put any water in this gin, Tomlin?”
“Water?” wheezed Tomlin indignantly. _“Water?”_
“Well, no offense. I can’t taste anything. I believe I could swallow
dope and not feel it on my tongue.”
“You do look bad, an’ no mistake, Fred,” agreed Hobbs. “Are you vettin’
yerself? Don’t. Every man to his trade, sez I. Give Dr. Foxton a call.”
“I’m taking his medicine regular. Perhaps I need a change.”
“’Ave a week-end in Lunnon,” said Hobbs, with a broad wink.
“Change of medicine, I mean. I’m not leaving Steynholme till things
make a move. My next trip to London will be my honeymoon.”
“You look like a honeymooner, I don’t think,” guffawed Hobbs.
“You wouldn’t laugh if I told _you_ what you really look like,” cried
Elkin angrily. “Bet you a level fiver I’m married this year. Now, put
up or shut up!”
Furneaux peeped in, through a door, always open, which led to the
stairs.
“Can I have my account, Mr. Tomlin?” he said. “I’m going to town by the
next train.”
“You don’t mean to say, Mr. Furneaux, that you are abandoning the case
so soon?” broke in Ingerman.
“Did I say that?” inquired the detective meekly.
“No. One can’t help drawing inferences occasionally.”
“Great mistake. Look at our worthy landlord. He’s been drawing
inferences as well as corks, and he’s beat to the world.”
Tomlin was, indeed, gazing at his smaller guest open-mouthed.
“S’elp me!” he gurgled. “I could ha’ sworn—”
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