“I certainly did,” said Cavendish.
“Well, I reckon if you're so anxious for him to stay hereabout, you'd
better stop, yourself,” said the owner of the woodyard. “There ain't a
house within two miles of here but mine, and he don't go there!”
“You're a healthy lot, you are!” said Cavendish. “I wonder your
largeness of heart ain't ruptured your wishbones long ago!” So saying,
he retired to the stern of his raft and leaned against the sweep-handle,
apparently lost in thought. His visitors climbed the bank and
reestablished themselves on the wood-ranks.
Presently Mr. Cavendish lifted his voice and addressed Polly and the six
little Cavendishes at the other end of the raft. He asserted that he was
the only well-born man within a radius of perhaps a hundred miles--he
excepted no one. He knew who his father and mother were, and they had
been legally married--he seemed to infer that this was not always the
case. Mr. Cavendish glanced toward the shore, then he lifted his voice
again, giving it as his opinion that he was the only Christian seen in
those parts in the last fifty years. He offered to fight any gentleman
who felt disposed to challenge this assertion. He sprang suddenly aloft,
knocked his bare heels together and uttered an ear-piercing whoop. He
subsided and gazed off into the red eye of the sun which was slipping
back of the trees. Presently he spoke again. He offered to lick any
gentleman who felt aggrieved by his previous remarks, for fifty cents,
for a drink of whisky, for a chew of tobacco, for nothing--with one hand
tied behind him! He sprang aloft, cracked his heels together as before
and crowed insultingly; then he subsided into silence. An instant later
he appeared stung by the acutest pangs of remorse. In a cringing tone
he begged Polly to forgive him for bringing her to such a place. He
bewailed that they had risked pollution by allowing any inhabitant of
that region to set foot on the raft--he feared for the innocent minds of
their children, and he implored her pardon. Perhaps it was better that
they should cast off at once--unless one of the gentlemen on shore felt
himself insulted, in which event he would remain to fight.
Then as he slowly worked the raft out toward the middle of the stream,
he repeated all his former remarks, punctuating them with frequent
whoops. He recapitulated the terms on which he could be induced to
fight-fifty cents, a drink of liquor, a chew of tobacco, nothing! His
shouts became fainter and fainter as the raft was swept down-stream, and
finally died away in the distance.
CHAPTER XIII. THE JUDGE BREAKS JAIL
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