The professor's experiment: A novel, Vol. 2 (of 3)Duchess
Science
The professor's experiment: A novel, Vol. 2 (of 3)
Duchess
Science fiction
Susan’s laugh—so evidently expected here—sounds to herself a little
forced, though why she could not have explained.
‘Oh, not so old as that!’
‘Well, perhaps not, by a year or so,’ says Betty, as if determined on
being absolutely fair and accurate to a fraction.
‘Do you know,’ says Susan, a little reluctantly, but as though she must
say it, ‘I—of course, I know he is ever so much older than any of us,
but, for all that, somehow, he doesn’t seem to me to be—well, old, you
know.’
Betty nods, and Susan, encouraged by this treacherous sign, rashly takes
a further step.
‘It has even sometimes seemed to me,’ says she nervously, ‘that he is
quite young.’
‘That reminds me of something I read this morning,’ says Betty, who is
beginning to enjoy herself. ‘It ran like this: “On the whole, I consider
him one of the youngest men of my acquaintance.”’
‘Where did you read that?’ asks Susan, with open suspicion.
‘In a book’—smartly.
‘Well, I suppose so. And what book, and who said it?’
‘A frisky duchess.’
‘She was young, of course?’
‘Not very,’ Betty grins. ‘Eighty-two or thereabouts.’
‘Oh, well, then, no doubt she was alluding to a mere boy of her
acquaintance.’
‘Not at all. To another frisky person of the opposite sex—a young thing
of one hundred and five or so.’
‘What do you mean, Betty? You don’t suppose that Mr. Crosby is a hundred
and five or so?’
‘I don’t indeed. I put him in the seventies, if you remember. That would
make him quite a babe to the duchess I speak of. She said her
centenarian had the brightest, the most engaging manners, and, of
course, that reminded me of Mr. Cros— Where are you going now, Susan?’
‘I want to put fresh cuffs on Bonnie’s shirts,’ says Susan. Her tone is
a little reserved, and there is a deepening of dignity in the delicate
lightness of her steps, as she turns away, that tells Betty she is in
some way offended.
Betty, stricken, but with a conscience clear, runs after her and tucks
her arm into hers.
‘Have I vexed you?’ asks she.
‘Vexed me?’ Susan’s tone is rather exaggerated. ‘No. How could you have
vexed me?’
‘That’s true,’ says Betty comfortably, who never gets deeper than the
actual moment. ‘Then I’ll come with you.’
‘But why should I bring you in?’ asks Susan, who has a new queer fancy
to be alone.
‘To do your hair, for one thing,’ says the tease of the family with
delightful _bonhomie_. ‘Really, Susan, you can’t appear in public like
this twice; and you know we are going to be photographed in— What is the
hour now? Good gracious! it’s growing very late. We must run. Bonnie’s
shirts can’t be done to-day, but I’ll help you with them to-morrow. Oh,
there’s auntie—’
‘Susan, you must make haste,’ cries Miss Barry, hurrying round the
corner. ‘There is no time to be lost. And, my dear, your hair! How
fortunate you washed it to-day! When neatly done up it will look
beautiful. Betty, I have been thinking of having you taken with your hat
on. Your best hat—’
‘Oh, auntie!’ says poor Betty.
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