“Kindly permit our host to succour my fatigue, Jupiter,” she said
severely. “I am greatly upset by the journey. When I am restored we can
proceed to business. At present I am fit only for consolation.”
Mr. Sagittarius subsided, and the Prophet hastily assisted the victim
of prolonged travel to some buttered toast. Having also attended to the
wants of her precipitate underling, he thought it a good opportunity to
proceed to a full explanation with the august couple, and he therefore
remarked, with an ingratiating and almost tender smile,--
“I think I ought to tell you at once that there will be no need for
any further anxiety on your part. I have put down my telescope and
have--well, in fact, I have decided once and for all to give up prophecy
for the future.”
The Prophet, in his innocence, had expected that this declaration
of policy would exercise a soothing influence upon his guests, more
especially when he added--it is to be feared with some insincerity,--
“I have come to the conclusion that I overrated my powers, as amateurs
will, you know, and that I have never really possessed any special
talent in that direction. I think I shall take up golf instead, or
perhaps the motor car.”
He spoke deliberately in a light-minded, even frivolous, manner, toying
airily with a sugar biscuit, as he leaned back in his chair, which stood
opposite to Madame Sagittarius’s. To his great surprise his well-meaning
remarks were received with every symptom of grave dissatisfaction by
his illustrious companions. Madame Sagittarius threw herself suddenly
forward with a most vivacious snort, and her husband’s face was
immediately overcast by a threatening gloom that seemed to portend some
very disagreeable expression of adverse humour.
“That won’t do, sir, at this time of day!” he exclaimed. “You should
have thought of that yesterday. That won’t do at all, will it, Madame?”
“_O miseris hominorum mentas_!” exclaimed that lady, tragically. “_O
pectorae caecae_!”
“You hear her, sir?” continued Mr. Sagittarius. “You grasp her meaning?”
“I do hear certainly,” said the Prophet, beginning to feel that he
really must rub up his classics.
“She helps Capricornus, sir, of an evening. She assists him in his
Latin. Madame is a lady of deep education, sir.”
“Quite so. But--”
“There can be no going back, sir,” continued Mr. Sagittarius. “Can
there, Madame?”
“No human creature can go back,” said Madame Sagittarius. “Such is the
natural law as exemplified by the great Charles Darwin in his _Vegetable
Mould and Silkworms_. No human creature can go back. Least of all this
gentleman. He must go forward and we with him.”
The Prophet began to feel uncomfortable.
“But--” he said.
“There is no such word as ‘but’ in my dictionary,” retorted the lady.
“Ah, an abridged edition, no doubt,” said the Prophet. “Still--”
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