The Purple Land: Being the Narrative of One Richard Lamb's Adventures in The Banda Orientál, in South America, as Told By HimselfHudson, W. H. (William Henry)
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The Purple Land: Being the Narrative of One Richard Lamb's Adventures in The Banda Orientál, in South America, as Told By Himself
Hudson, W. H. (William Henry)
Adventure stories; British -- Uruguay -- Fiction; Uruguay -- Fiction
since its periodical visits gave the good people of Tolosa a little
wholesome excitement during the stagnant intervals between the
revolutions.
At night we all turned into a large room with a clay floor, in which
there was not a single article of furniture. Our saddles, rugs, and
_ponchos_ had all been thrown together in a corner, and anyone wishing
to sleep had to make himself a bed with his own horse-gear and toggery
as best he could. The experience was nothing new to me, so I soon made
myself a comfortable nest on the floor, and, pulling off my boots,
coiled myself up like an opossum that knows nothing better and is
friendly with fleas. My friends, however, were evidently bent on making
a night of it, and had taken care to provide themselves with three or
four bottles of rum. After conversation, with an occasional song, had
been going on for some time, one of them--a Mr. Chillingworth--rose to
his feet and demanded silence.
“Gentlemen,” he said, advancing into the middle of the room, where, by
occasionally throwing out his arms to balance himself, he managed
to maintain a tolerably erect position, “I am going to make a
what-d'ye-call-it.”
Furious cheers greeted this announcement, while one of the hearers,
carried away with enthusiasm at the prospect of listening to his
friend's eloquence, discharged his revolver at the roof, scattering
confusion amongst a legion of long-legged spiders that occupied the
dusty cobwebs above our heads.
I was afraid the whole town would be up in arms at our carryings on, but
they assured me that they all fired off their revolvers in that room and
that nobody came near them, as they were so well known in the town.
“Gentlemen,” continued Mr. Chillingworth, when order had been at length
restored, “I've been thinking, that's what I've been doing. Now let's
review the situation. Here we stand, a colony of English gentlemen: here
we are, don't you know, far from our homes and country and all that sort
of thing. What says the poet? I daresay some of you fellows remember
the passage. But what for, I ask! What, gentlemen, is the object of our
being here? That's just what I'm going to tell you, don't you know. We
are here, gentlemen, to infuse a little of our Anglo-Saxon energy, and
all that sort of thing, into this dilapidated old tin-pot of a nation.”
Here the orator was encouraged by a burst of applause.
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