Doyle, Arthur Conan, 1859-1930 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction; Holmes, Sherlock (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“Well, that’s what he is,” retorted Elizabeth, quickly. “I promised to
be a sister to him, and I’m going to keep my word. That’s the kind of a
queen I am. I was about to remark,” Elizabeth added, turning to the
captain, “that my brother, Sir Walter Raleigh, never even hinted at any
such plan, and usually he asked my advice in matters of so great
importance.”
“That is easily accounted for, madame,” retorted Kidd. “Sir Walter
intended this as a little surprise for you, that is all. The
arrangements were all placed in his hands, and it was he who bound us all
to secrecy. None of the ladies were to be informed of it.”
“It does not sound altogether plausible,” interposed Portia. “If you
ladies do not object, I should like to cross-examine this—ah—gentleman.”
Kidd paled visibly. He was not prepared for any such trial; however, he
put as good a face on the matter as he could, and announced his
willingness to answer any questions that he might be asked.
[Picture: Captain Kidd consents to be cross-examined by Portia]
“Shall we put him under oath?” asked Cleopatra.
“As you please, ladies,” said the pirate. “A pirate’s word is as good as
his bond; but I’ll take an oath if you choose—a half-dozen of ’em, if
need be.”
“I fancy we can get along without that,” said Portia. “Now, Captain
Kidd, who first proposed this plan?”
“Socrates,” said Kidd, unblushingly with a sly glance at Xanthippe.
“What?” cried Xanthippe. “My husband propose anything that would
contribute to my pleasure or intellectual advancement? Bah! Your story
is transparently false at the outset.”
“Nevertheless,” said Kidd, “the scheme was proposed by Socrates. He said
a trip of that kind for Xanthippe would be very restful and
health-giving.”
“For me?” cried Xanthippe, sceptically.
“No, madame, for him,” retorted Kidd.
“Ah—ho-ho! That’s the way of it, eh?” said Xanthippe, flushing to the
roots of her hair. “Very likely. You—ah—you will excuse my doubting
your word, Captain Kidd, a moment since. I withdraw my remark, and in
order to make fullest reparation, I beg to assure these ladies that I am
now perfectly convinced that you are telling the truth. That last
observation is just like my husband, and when I get back home again, if I
ever do, well—ha, ha!—we’ll have a merry time, that’s all.”
“And what was—ah—Bassanio’s connection with this affair?” added Portia,
hesitatingly.
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