Doyle, Arthur Conan, 1859-1930 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction; Holmes, Sherlock (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“Humph!” ejaculated Cassandra. “What a foolish little thing you are!
You don’t imagine that the Paris of to-day is the Paris of your time, or
even the Paris of that sweet child Trilby’s time, do you? If you do you
are very much mistaken. I almost wish I had not warned you of your
danger and had let you go, just to see those eyes of yours open with
amazement at the change. You’d find your Louvre a very different sort of
a place from what it used to be, my dear lady. Those pleasing little
windows through which your relations were wont in olden times to indulge
in target practice at people who didn’t go to their church are now kept
closed; the galleries which used to swarm with people, many of whom ought
to have been hanged, now swarm with pictures, many of which ought not to
have been hung; the romance which clung about its walls is as much a part
of the dead past as yourselves, and were you to materialize suddenly
therein you would find yourselves jostled and hustled and trodden upon by
the curious from other lands, with Argus eyes taking in five hundred
pictures a minute, and traversing those halls at a rate of speed at which
Mercury himself would stand aghast.”
“But my beloved Tuileries?” cried Marie Antoinette.
“Has been swallowed up by a play-ground for the people, my dear,” said
Cassandra, gently. “Paris is no place for us, and it is the intention of
these men, in whose hands we are, to take us there and then desert us.
Can you imagine anything worse than ourselves, the phantoms of a glorious
romantic past, basely deserted in the streets of a wholly strange,
superficial, material city of to-day? What do you think, Elizabeth,
would be your fate if, faint and famished, you begged for sustenance at
an English door to-day, and when asked your name and profession were to
reply, ‘Elizabeth, Queen of England’?”
“Insane asylum,” said Elizabeth, shortly.
“Precisely. So in Paris with the rest of us,” said Cassandra.
“How do you know all this?” asked Trilby, still unconvinced.
“I know it just as you knew how to become a prima donna,” said Cassandra.
“I am, however, my own Svengali, which is rather preferable to the patent
detachable hypnotizer you had. I hypnotize myself, and direct my mind
into the future. I was a professional forecaster in the days of ancient
Troy, and if my revelations had been heeded the Priam family would, I
doubt not, still be doing business at the old stand, and Mr. Æneas would
not have grown round-shouldered giving his poor father a picky-back ride
on the opening night of the horse-show, so graphically depicted by
Virgil.”
“I never heard about that,” said Trilby. “It sounds like a very funny
story, though.”
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