The Red Glutton: With the German Army at the FrontCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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The Red Glutton: With the German Army at the Front
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
World War, 1914-1918 -- Campaigns -- Western Front; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives
I have a fellow feeling for Arctic explorers who go north and keep on
going until they run out of things to eat. I admire their heroism and
sympathize with their sufferings, but I deplore their bad judgment.
There are grapes growing on trellises in the little courtyard at
the back, but they are too green for human consumption. I speak
authoritatively on this subject, having just sampled one.
Two P.M. Tried to take a nap, but failed. Hansen found a soiled deck of
cards behind a pile of books on the mantelpiece, and we all cheered up,
thinking of poker; but it was a Belgian deck of thirty-two cards, all
the pips below the seven-spot being eliminated. Poker with that deck
would be a hazardous pursuit.
McCutcheon remarks casually that he wonders what would happen if
somebody accidentally touched off those field-gun shells in the house
two doors away. We suddenly remember that they are all pointed our way!
The conversation seems to lull, and Mac, for the time being, loses
popularity.
Two-thirty P.M. Looking out on the dreary little square of this town of
Beaumont I note that the natives, who have been scarce enough all day,
have now vanished almost entirely; whereas soldiers are noticeably more
numerous than they were this morning.
Three-fifteen _P.M._ Heard a big noise in the street and ran to the
window in time to see about forty English prisoners passing under
guard--the first English soldiers I have seen, in this campaign, either
as prisoners or otherwise. Their tan khaki uniforms and flat caps
give them a soldierly look very unlike the slovenly, sloppy-appearing
French prisoners in the guardhouse; but they appear to be tremendously
downcast. The German soldiers crowd up to stare at them, but there
is no jeering or taunting from the Germans. These prisoners are all
infantrymen, judging by their uniforms. They disappear through the
gateway of the prince's park.
Three-forty. I have just had some exercise; walked from the front door
to the courtyard and back. There are two guards outside the door now
instead of one. The German army certainly takes mighty good care of its
guests.
This day has been as long as Gibbon's "Decline and Fall," and much more
tiresome. No; I'll take that back; it is not strong enough. This day
has been as long as the entire Christian Era.
Four P.M. Gerbeaux, who was allowed to go out foraging, under escort of
a guard, has returned with a rope of dried onions; a can of alphabet
noodles; half a pound of stale, crumbly macaroons; a few fresh string
beans; a pot of strained honey, and several clean collars of assorted
sizes. The woman of the house is now making soup for us out of the
beans, the onions and the noodles. She has also produced a little
grated Parmesan cheese from somewhere.
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