The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical ComedyBronson-Howard, George
Philosophy
The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical Comedy
Bronson-Howard, George
Devil -- Drama; Long Island (N.Y.) -- Drama
The greedy millionaire criminal makes all the little criminals. He
needs men like this hypocrite here (_pointing to the Judge_)—needs them
to save corporations from fines, their officers from jail—with that
damnable word “unconstitutional”; just as he needs Senators to make
trust laws easy to break; Governors to sign exemptions and pardons;
aldermen to steal city franchises; bosses to elect those aldermen
to order; murdering gangsters to kill honest voting; and police who
will permit the gangsters to steal, pimp and kill, and who share in
their spoils. (_Still addressing the light_) And every crime of the
lot—yes—don’t shrink from your guilt—even the stealing, the pimping,
and the killing—is the fault of the greedy millionaire. (_Pointing to
the Judge_) Even that might have been a man—
JUDGE CRITTY (_anxiously_)
But, Mr. Magnus—
THE DEVIL
No hypocrite may be trusted upon the Supreme Bench, Judge.
[_Schwartzenhopfel nods._
JUDGE CRITTY (_wildly_)
You use me—cast me aside—
THE DEVIL
Just what a prostitute would say when the man to whose worst passions
she has pandered seeks to be clean again and casts her off. (_He opens
the door again and points_) Get out! (_He fixes the unhappy Judge with
his eyes. Unable to resist, the Judge follows the slowly pointing
finger and goes out_)
DOLL BLONDIN (_whose admiration for The Devil has grown quickly, as
evidenced by the expression on her face as she has sat listening almost
with awe_) You are some man—believe me!
FANNY (_turns quickly on her at this danger-note in her voice, and
speaks with an effort at politeness_) You said you would not like a
certain party to hear a certain story—
[_The Devil, being recalled to this situation, looks hopelessly around._
DOLL BLONDIN
Let the certain party go—
FANNY (_glares at her_)
What?
DOLL BLONDIN (_glares back_)
I wouldn’t stay where I wasn’t wanted if I were some people—
FANNY
And I suppose you think you are wanted?
[_Doll Blondin smiles aggravatingly._
FANNY
What?
DOLL BLONDIN
I’ve been asked to stay anyhow. That’s more’n some people have—
FANNY
Addington! You’ll let this woman insult me?
THE DEVIL
Certainly, my dear.
DOLL BLONDIN
You see—(_She spreads hands and her manner becomes still more
aggravating_)
FANNY
I’ll go and get mother. Even she will see who’s in the wrong now. When
I’m prepared to give up everything for you—
THE DEVIL
But you aren’t—
FANNY (_wildly_)
I am. You needn’t even have a flat in town. I’ll stay here. Why, I’ll
even live on your income.
THE DEVIL
You only say that until you get me safely married.
FANNY (_beside herself_)
I swear it. Addington—I didn’t realize how much I loved you until I
saw you save your friend (_points to Agnus_); heard you defy those
policemen, and—then—the way you talked to that nasty old Judge. Oh! I
want you—I love you—
THE DEVIL (_stepping back to avoid an embrace_)
Well, you can’t have me!
DOLL BLONDIN
You see—(_Spreads her hands as before_)
FANNY
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