The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical ComedyBronson-Howard, George
Philosophy
The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical Comedy
Bronson-Howard, George
Devil -- Drama; Long Island (N.Y.) -- Drama
You give me up—for this woman?
THE DEVIL (_desperately_)
Yes!
FANNY (_suddenly realizing she is combating Fate_)
Oh, Addington, Addington, Addington—I love you—I love you—(_She
bursts into real tears; there is no tragedy in her attitude now, no
affectation, no theatricalism—just real sorrow and regret_)
AGNUS (_wildly to The Devil_) You must explain! You must! You must!
THE DEVIL (_whispering_)
Who’d believe us? We’d all be clapped into a lunatic asylum. Is one
woman to stand in the way of science—a big step in world-regeneration?
Think, man! One woman against a million better men? For the sake of
humanity—think!
[_Agnus turns away. It is his tragic moment; his face should be that of
a combined Hamlet and King Lear—for, while to others Fanny is comedic,
to him she represents earthly happiness. Fanny continues her sobbing
like an animal in pain. Doll Blondin looks troubled, but stands her
ground._
THE DEVIL (_awkwardly_)
See here, Fanny—
FANNY (_trying to stem, her tears_)
Yes, dear—
THE DEVIL
It isn’t any woman—it’s my work. It needs me—all of me—
DOLL BLONDIN
Then you don’t love me?
THE DEVIL (_impatiently_)
Of course not. I only just saw you—didn’t I?
FANNY
You don’t love her? Your work? You’re giving me up for—
THE DEVIL
The good of humanity, Fanny—
FANNY (_forgetting tears_)
Ah, I knew you were too noble, Addington, too big to jilt me for
another woman. “For the good of humanity!” That’s different. We’ll work
together, dear. I’ll help, not hinder.
[_The Devil groans._
FANNY
You’ve brought out my true nature. I’m changed. I see now how hateful I
was.
THE DEVIL
Fanny—
FANNY
Yes, dear—
THE DEVIL
No!
[_Doll Blondin catches his eye above Fanny’s head and winks hopefully._
THE DEVIL (_to Doll, in the same tone_)
No!
[_Mrs. Felix and Tromper enter, bundled up for motoring. They are
followed by Magnus’s chauffeur and his valet carrying motoring coats._
VALET
Miss Felix, miss! (_He holds up her coat_)
[_Fanny inserts her arms mechanically in sleeves._
TROMPER (_grumpily, showing his watch to Schwartzenhopfel_) I took
the liberty of getting ready to go back, Mr. Magnus. I thought you’d
forgotten the time.
VALET
You have an appointment for dinner with Mr. Gayton, sir.
[_Schwartzenhopfel looks blank._
VALET
You know, sir—the Secretary of the Treasury—
[_The Devil nudges Schwartzenhopfel._
SCHWARTZENHOPFEL (_arrogantly_)
The Secretary must wait; that’s all! I’m staying here tonight.
THE DEVIL (_sotto voce to Agnus, indicating Tromper_)
Who’s he?
[_Agnus whispers the information in a thoroughly miserable manner._
SCHWARTZENHOPFEL (_to the chauffeur_)
You take these ladies back to New York. (_To the valet_) You go with
him and bring me some clothes back.
THE DEVIL
Enough for a week or so.
[_The light shows that it is struck motionless by this last statement._
And now, Mrs. Felix, good-bye! Come and see me some time. I’ll find a
husband for you yet.
[_The light flirts across his eyes._
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