Adventure stories, American; Fiction; Short stories
Tarwater arrived home a true prodigal grandfather for whom the fatted
calf was killed and ready. But first, ere he sat down at table, he must
stroll out and around. And sons and daughters of his flesh and of the
law needs must go with him fulsomely eating out of the gnarled old hand
that had half a million to disburse. He led the way, and no opinion he
slyly uttered was preposterous or impossible enough to draw dissent from
his following. Pausing by the ruined water wheel which he had built from
the standing timber, his face beamed as he gazed across the stretches of
Tarwater Valley, and on and up the far heights to the summit of Tarwater
Mountain—now all his again.
A thought came to him that made him avert his face and blow his nose in
order to hide the twinkle in his eyes. Still attended by the entire
family, he strolled on to the dilapidated barn. He picked up an
age-weathered single-tree from the ground.
“William,” he said. “Remember that little conversation we had just
before I started to Klondike? Sure, William, you remember. You told me
I was crazy. And I said my father’d have walloped the tar out of me with
a single-tree if I’d spoke to him that way.”
“Aw, but that was only foolin’,” William temporized.
William was a grizzled man of forty-five, and his wife and grown sons
stood in the group, curiously watching Grandfather Tarwater take off his
coat and hand it to Mary to hold.
“William—come here,” he commanded imperatively.
No matter how reluctantly, William came.
“Just a taste, William, son, of what my father give me often enough,” Old
Tarwater crooned, as he laid on his son’s back and shoulders with the
single-tree. “Observe, I ain’t hitting you on the head. My father had a
gosh-wollickin’ temper and never drew the line at heads when he went
after tar.—Don’t jerk your elbows back that way! You’re likely to get a
crack on one by accident. And just tell me one thing, William, son: is
there nary notion in your head that I’m crazy?”
“No!” William yelped out in pain, as he danced about. “You ain’t crazy,
father of course you ain’t crazy!”
“You said it,” Old Tarwater remarked sententiously, tossing the
single-tree aside and starting to struggle into his coat. “Now let’s all
go in and eat.”
THE END.
Glen Ellen, California,
_September_ 14, 1916.
THE PRINCESS
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