Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
“Welcome to town, Aunt Mary,” he said heartily, “and may you never live
to look upon this day as other than the luckiest of your life!” Then,
turning to the servant, he said:
“Janice, you see that you do all that money can buy for my aunt.”
The maid courtesied. She had arranged the tray upon a little table and
the spout of the tea pot and the round hole in the middle of the
toast-cover were each pouring forth a pleasant suggestion.
Aunt Mary began at once to haul forth her keys.
“Why, Aunt Mary,” Jack cried, wondering if her nose was deaf, too, or
whether she didn’t feel hungry, “don’t you see your tea? Or don’t you
want any?”
Aunt Mary thumbed her trunk key.
“I want a nightgown,” she said; “maybe I’ll want something else later.
Maybe.”
“You’re not going to _bed!_”
She drew herself up.
“I guess I can if I want to; I guess I can. There’s the bed and here’s
me.”
“Whatever are you saying? It isn’t half-past six o’clock.”
“I’m not _prayin_’ about anything,” said the old lady. “I don’t pray
about things. I do ’em when needful. And when I’m tired I go to bed.”
“All right, Aunt Mary,” with sugary sweetness and lamb-like
submissiveness. “I thought we’d dine out together, but if you don’t
want to, we needn’t. And if you feel like it when you waken, we can.”
“Dine out,” said Aunt Mary, blankly; “has the cook left? I never was a
great approver of goin’ and eatin’ at boarding houses.”
“Well, never mind,” Jack said in a key pitched to rhyme with high C.
“I’ll leave you now—and we can see about everything later.”
He kissed her, and retired from the room.
“Did he say we’re goin’ out to dinner?” Aunt Mary asked, when she was
left alone with the maid, who hurried to take her bonnet and shawl, and
get her into juxtaposition with the tea-tray as rapidly as possible.
“Yes, ma’am,” the girl screamed, nodding.
“I don’t want to,” said the old lady firmly. “Lots of trouble comes
through gettin’ out of house habits. I’ve come here to take care of a
sick boy and not to go gallivantin’ round myself. I’ve seen the evils
of gallivantin’ a good deal lately and I don’t want to see no more. Not
here and not nowhere.”
Then she began to eat and drink and reflect, all at the same time.
“By the way, what’s your name?” she asked, suddenly. “Jack didn’t tell
me.”
“Janice, ma’am.”
“Granite?” said Aunt Mary. “What a funny idea to name you that! Did
they call you for the tinware or for the rocks?”
“I don’t know,” shrieked Janice, who was busily occupied in unpacking
the traveler’s trunk.
Her new mistress watched her with a critical eye at first, but it
became a more or less sleepy eye as the warmth of the tea meandered
slowly through its owner. There was a battle within Aunt Mary’s brain;
she wanted to please Jack, and she was almost dead with sleep.
“Do you think that I ought to try and go out with my nephew to-night?”
she asked Janice.
“If it was me, I should go,” cried the maid.
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