Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
“I never was called slow before,” Aunt Mary said, bridling. “I’ll thank
you to remember your place, young woman.”
Janice explained.
“Oh! I didn’t hear plainly,” said Aunt Mary. “I don’t always. Well go
or not go, I’ve _got_ to sleep first. I’m dreadfully sleepy, and I’ve
always been a great believer in sleepin’ when you’re sleepy.”
The fact of the sleepiness was so evident that no attempt was made to
gainsay it. Janice brought down a quilt from the closet and tucked her
charge up luxuriously on the great bed. Five minutes later she was in
dreamland.
Jack came in about seven and looked at her.
“She mustn’t be disturbed,” he said thoughtfully. “If she wakes up
before ten we’ll go out then.”
She awoke about nine, and when she opened her eyes the first thing that
she saw was Janice, sitting near by.
“I feel real good,” said Aunt Mary.
“I’m so glad,” yelled Janice, and smiled, too.
The old lady sat up.
“I believe I could have gone out, after all,” she said. “Only I don’t
want to take dinner anywhere.”
Then she paused and reflected. It was surprising how good she felt and
how she did want to make Jack happy. “After all boys will be boys,” she
thought, tenderly, “an’ I ain’t but seventy, so I don’t see why I
shouldn’t go out with him if he wants to. I’m a great believer in doin’
what you want to—I mean, in doin’ what other folks want you to. At any
rate I’m a great believer in it sometimes. To-day—this time.”
“Your nephew is waiting,” the maid howled. “Shall I tell him you want
to go after all?”
“Is it late?” the old lady inquired.
“Oh, dear, no!”
“Wouldn’t you go if you was me?” asked the old lady.
Janice smiled.
“Indeed I would.”
Aunt Mary rose. A flood of metropolitan fever suddenly surged up and
around and over and through her.
“Tell him I’ll be down in five minutes,” she said.
“Can you change in that time?” Janice stopped to shriek.
“What should I change for?” Aunt Mary demanded in astonishment. “Ain’t
I all dressed now?”
Janice did not attempt to shriek any counter-advice, and while she was
gone to find Jack, her mistress brushed herself in some places, soaped
herself in others, and considered her toilet made. When Janice returned
she caught up a loose lock of hair, and put the placket-hole of her
skirt square in the middle of Aunt Mary’s back, and dared go no
further. There was an air even about the back of Jack’s influential
aunt which forbade too much liberty to those dealing with her.
Chapter Fourteen
Aunt Mary En Fête
[Illustration: Aunt Mary en Fête. May Robson as “Aunt Mary.”]
Aunt Mary descended the stairs about half-past nine; she thought it was
about a quarter to eight, but the difference between the hour that it
was and the hour that she thought that it was will be all the same a
hundred years from now.
Jack came out of the Louis XIV. drawing room when he heard her step in
the hall. There was another young man with him.
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