American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
But a kind of hurricane has sprung up and turned into a cyclone in there
among the hills, and as he goes over the top of that last mountain,
lickety-split, in the dark and wind and rain, he blunders into a whole
passel of rattlesnakes that has got excited by the elements. But he fit
his way through 'em, thankin' God he had nearly a quart of licker left
to take for the eight or ten bites he got, and next there rose up in
front of him two of them big brown bears, and they was wild with rage
because the storm had been slingin' boulders at 'em. One of them bears
he sticked with his knife and made short work of, but the other one give
him quite a tussel, Bud says, afore he conquered it and straddled it.
And it was a lucky thing for him, he says, that he caught that bear
in time, for he was gittin' a leetle weak with loss of blood and snake
bites and battlin' with the elements. Bud, he is the best rider in
Kentucky, and it wasn't thirty seconds afore that bear knowed a master
was a-ridin' of it, and in five minutes more Bud, he gallops up to that
pollin' place, right through the heart of the hurricane, whippin' that
bear with rattlesnakes to make it go faster, and he jumps off and cracks
his boot heels together and gives a yell and casts the decidin' vote
into the ballot box. He had made it with nearly ten seconds to spare.
Well, accordin' to Bud Peevy that there one vote carries the day for
McKinley in that county and not only in that county alone, but in that
electorial district, and that electorial district gives McKinley the
State of Kentucky, which no Republican had ever carried Kentucky for
President for afore. And two or three other States was hangin' back
keepin' their polls open late to see how Kentucky would go, and when
it was flashed by telegraph all over the country that Bud Peevy was
carryin' Kentucky for McKinley, them other States joined in with
Kentucky and cast their electorial votes that-a-way, too, and McKinley
was elected President.
So Bud figgers he has jist naturally elected that man President and
saved the country--he is the one that was the Decidin' Vote for this
whole derned republic. And, as I said, he loves to tell about it. It was
in 1896 that Bud saved the country and it was in 1900 that he moved to
Brown County, Indianny, and started in with his oratin' about what a
great man he was, and givin' his political opinions about this, that
and the other thing, like he might 'a' been President himself. Bein' the
Decidin' Vote that-a-way made him think he jist about run this country
with his ideas.
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