American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
Bud, he gives a yell and a twist, and bites Zeke's wrist; Zeke slapped
him some, and Bud ketched one of Zeke's fingers into his mouth and nigh
bit it off afore Zeke got it loose. Zeke, he was a patient man and right
thoughtful and judicious, but he had got kind o' cross when Bud kicked
him into the stomach, and now this biting made him a leetle mite
crosser. I cal'ated if Bud wasn't careful he'd get Zeke really riled up
pretty soon and get his fool self hurt. Zeke, he takes Bud by the ears
and slams his head till I thought the boards in that sidewalk was goin'
to be busted.
“Now, then,” says Zeke, lettin' up for a minute, “has the Centre of
Population got a right to talk politics, or ain't he? You say he is got
a right, or I mebby will fergit myself and get kind o' rough with you.”
“This here country I saved is a free country,” says Bud Peevy, kind o'
sick an' feeble, “and any one that lives in this here country I saved
has got a right to talk politics, I reckon.”
Zeke, he took that for an answer and got good-natured and let Bud up.
Bud, he wipes the blood off'n his face and ketches his breath an' gits
mean again right away.
“If my constitution hadn't been undermined savin' this here country,”
says Bud, “you never could 'a' got me down like that! And you ain't
heard the end of this argyment yet, neither! I'm a-goin' for my gun, and
we'll shoot it out!”
But the townspeople interfered and give Bud to understand he couldn't
bring no guns into a fight, like mebby he would 'a' done in them
mountain regions he was always talkin' about; an' told him if he was to
start gunnin' around they would get up a tar-and-feather party and he
would be the reception committee. They was all on Zeke's side and they'd
all got kind o' tired listenin' to Bud Peevy, anyhow. Zeke was their own
hometown man, and so they backed him. All that glory had come to Brown
County and they wasn't goin' to see it belittled by no feller from
another place.
Bud Peevy, for two or three weeks, can't understand his glory has left
him, and he goes braggin' around worse than ever. But people only grins
and turns away; nobody will hark to him when he talks. When Bud tries
to tell his story it gets to be quite the thing to look at him and
say: “Lemme up! Leggo my whiskers! Lemme up!”--like he said when Zeke
Humphreys had him down. And so it was he come to be a byword around
town. Kids would yell at him on the street, to plague him, and he would
get mad and chase them kids, and when folks would see him runnin' after
the kids they would yell: “Hey! Hey, Bud Peevy! You could go faster if
you was to ride a bear!” Or else they would yell: “Whip yourself with a
rattlesnake, Bud, and get up some speed!”
His glory had been so big and so widespread for so long that when it
finally went, there jist wasn't a darned thing left to him. His heart
busted in his bosom. He wouldn't talk about nothin'. He jist slinked
around. He was most pitiful because he wasn't used to misfortune like
some people.
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