Mr. Goddard bowed, and murmured that he felt it a pleasure and an
honour to make Mr. Dick’s acquaintance.
“This,” said Mr. Dick, “is Mr. Sanders. Sorrowful Sanders we call him,
on account of the expression of his face. He’s not in the Cabinet
either; but he soon will be.” He caught Mr. Goddard by the arm and
whispered a clearly audible aside. “He’s a Scot, and that’s nearly the
same thing, you know.”
“Shut up, Dick!” said Mr. Sanders.
“How can you talk such nonsense?” said the eldest of the three ladies,
whose appearance suggested some strength of character, and suddenly
brought back Miss Blow to Mr. Goddard’s mind.
“This,” said Mr. Dick, indicating the lady, “is Miss Farquharson,
Sanders’ aunt. This”--he pointed to another lady--“is Mrs. Sanders,
his wife. And this”--he drew forward by the hand the lady whom he had
lifted out of the carriage--“is Mrs. Dick, the ‘woman that owns me.’
Isn’t that the way you express it in this country?”
Mr. Goddard bowed three times, and then glanced doubtfully at the bags
which lay on the platform.
“I’ve only been able to get two cars for you,” he said. “Have you much
more luggage in the van?”
“Oh, but an Irish car can carry any quantity of luggage,” said Miss
Farquharson. “I’ve seen them absolutely packed, and still there was
room for more.”
Mr. Goddard admitted that this was true; but he thought of Patsy
Devlin’s grey pony and the long miles between Clonmore and
Pool-a-donagh.
“And if there isn’t room,” said Mrs. Dick, “I’d like to sit in the
middle--on the well--isn’t that what they call it?--with my back
against the driver. I saw a boy sitting like that the other day, and it
looked lovely.”
“It’s all right,” said Mr. Dick. “We have two bikes with us. Sanders
and I will ride. You shall have my machine, Sanders, and I’ll take my
wife’s. Come along. The spin will do you all the good in the world.
We’ll pedal along and let the ladies have the cars.”
Mr. Sanders protested strongly against this plan. He had, he said, a
weak heart, and cycling did not agree with him. He was overborne by a
command from his aunt, and towed down the platform towards the luggage
van by Mr. Dick. Miss Farquharson confided to Mr. Goddard that her
nephew’s heart was not nearly so bad as he thought it was, and that
the exercise would do him good. She was, unquestionably, a lady of
commanding character.
“He’s so full of energy,” said Mrs. Dick, watching her husband’s
progress admiringly. “I say the air of Ireland has got into his head.”
“Is he not so energetic at home?” asked Mr. Goddard.
“Indeed he isn’t. Just fancy if he was!”
She giggled convulsively at the thought. It was evident that Mr.
Dick, though not a Scot, belonged to some part of the country where
decorum of demeanour and a certain gravity are expected from Members of
Parliament.
“‘Fare thee well,’” shouted Mr. Dick from the end of the platform,
“‘and if for ever, still for ever fare thee well.’”
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