Clergy -- Fiction; Families -- Fiction; Glasgow (Scotland) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Arthur Townshend was what Elizabeth called a repaying guest. He noticed
and appreciated things done for his comfort, he was easily amused; also
he had the air of enjoying himself. Mr. Seton liked him from the first,
and when he heard that he re-read several of the _Waverley Novels_
every year he hailed him as a kindred spirit.
He won Buff's respect and admiration by his knowledge of aeroplanes.
Even Marget so far unbent towards him as to admit that he was "a
wise-like man"; Ellen thought he looked "noble." As for
Elizabeth--"You're a nice guest," she told him; "you don't blight."
"No? What kind of guest blights?"
"Several, but _the_ Blight devastates. Suppose I've had the
drawing-room done up and am filled with pride of it, open the door and
surprise myself with it a dozen times in the day--you know, or rather I
suppose you don't know, the way of a house-proud woman with a new room.
The Blight enters, looks round and says, 'You've done something to this
room, haven't you? Very nice. I've just come from the
Puffington-Whalleys, and their drawing-rooms are too delicious. I must
describe them to you, for I know you are interested in houses,' and so
on and so on, and I have lost conceit of my cherished room. Sometimes
the Blight doesn't say anything, but her glance seems to make one's
belongings shrivel. And she is the same all the time. You stay her with
apples and she prattles of nectarines; you drive her in a hired chaise
and she talks of the speed of So-and-so's Rolls-Royce."
"A very trying person," said Arthur Townshend. "But it isn't exactly
fulsome flattery to compliment me on not being an ill-bred snob. Do you
often entertain a Blight?"
"Now that I think of it," Elizabeth confessed, "it only happened once.
Real blights are rare. But we quite often have ungracious guests, and
they are almost as bad. They couldn't praise anything to save their
lives. Everything is taken, as the Scotsman is supposed to have taken
his bath, for granted. When you say 'I'm afraid it is rather a poor
dinner,' they reply, 'Oh, it doesn't matter,'--the correct answer, of
course, being, 'What _could_ be nicer?'"
"I shall remember that," said Arthur Townshend, "and I'm glad that so
far you find me a fairly satisfactory guest, only I wish the standard
had been higher. I only seem white because of the blackness of those
who went before."
Mr. Seton carried out his plan of showing Mr. Townshend the sights of
Glasgow, and on Monday morning they viewed the chrysanthemums in the
Park, in the afternoon the Cathedral and the Municipal Buildings; and
whatever may have been the feelings of the guest, Mr. Seton drew great
enjoyment from the outing.
On Tuesday Elizabeth became cicerone, and announced at the
breakfast-table her intention of personally conducting Mr. Townshend
through Glasgow on top of an electric car.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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