Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Spouses -- Fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
George, thoroughly humiliated at having been bested by a mere whisp of
a girl, became emotionally confused, lost control, as before in the
courtroom, and completely materialized. He looked up at Toffee sprawled
untidily across his chest, and flushed.
"You didn't have to knock me down," he murmured woundedly.
Toffee glanced down at her defeated adversary and started with
amazement.
"Marc!" she cried. "How did you get down there?"
At the phone booth Marc was still panting for breath. "Did you expect
me to come out of there dancing a rhumba?" he asked peevishly.
Toffee whirled about. "Marc!" she yelled.
"Stop screaming my name at me," Marc said. "All I want is...!"
* * * * *
His voice retreated down his throat with a gurgle of surprise as he
caught sight of George.
"Wha...!"
Toffee turned from one to the other. "Which one of you is which?" she
gasped confusedly.
"I'm me," Marc murmured vaguely. "Who's he?"
Toffee sprang away from her perch on George's chest.
"Oh, mother!" she cried.
"Well," George said resignedly, getting to his feet. "I suppose that
I might as well admit it, now that you've found me out." He turned to
Marc. "I'm your ghost."
"_Ghost!_" Marc and Toffee sang it out together. As Marc sprang to
his feet, they both closed in on George, crowded him back defensively
into one of the phone booths.
During all this, the incident had attracted several innocent bystanders
who were now looking on with baffled interest.
"What have they got in there?" one official-looking gentleman asked
another. "Did you see?"
The other shook his head. "I think they said it was a goat."
"A goat? What on earth are they doing with a goat in there? Do you
suppose they have the beast talking to someone on the phone?"
"If they have," the second replied, "it had better yell for help.
They were crowding the poor thing something awful. On the other hand,
maybe they just wanted to milk it. If it's a modest goat it might be
reluctant about being milked right out here in the middle of the hall."
"I know I would," the first gentleman said, "if I were a goat. I
wouldn't blame it a bit. It's shocking, just the thought of it."
"They're doing the best they can," the second gentleman reminded. "I
can see where a reluctant goat wouldn't be the easiest thing in the
world to get along with."
"Just the same, I don't approve," the first man said. "Not even a
little bit. If the goat is shy, they shouldn't bring it out in public
to milk it like this."
"Maybe they're trying to teach it social poise," the second man
suggested.
"I don't care," the first said. "Livestock should be left at home.
Someone should speak to the Health Commissioner about this!"
The second man shook his head with mild amusement. "That shouldn't be
difficult for you," he said. "You are the Health Commissioner. Or did
they get you in the last clean-up?"
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