The Sheriff of Badger: A Tale of the Southwest BorderlandPattullo, George
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The Sheriff of Badger: A Tale of the Southwest Borderland
Pattullo, George
Sheriffs -- Fiction; Western stories
He took an extremely pessimistic view of Johnson's prospects. Of course,
the girl would believe Mrs. MacFarlane. That was only natural. A woman
might stick to a man through every crime in the calendar against his
fellow men, and still hold faith in him; but when another woman entered
into the plot, it was time for a new deal; he was as good as done for,
then. Thus spake Buffalo Jim. He advised Lafe, however, to write Hetty
without delay. By so doing, he might forestall the widow and prepare the
young lady.
"It'll sort of give the widow woman your dust," he explained, "and then
she's liable to make a bad throw."
Accordingly, Johnson went to the Hotel Carmen and sat himself down at a
desk in a corner. He chose some neatly ruled paper and dipped the pen;
everything in due order. After that he coughed and consumed some minutes
in staring fixedly at the blank sheets. He had no heart for this task.
Resolute in all the crises of his man's life, this was beyond him.
Then he began to write, the pen scratching and sputtering over the page.
The sentences opened with firmness and precision, but gradually slanted
towards the lower corner. First his spurs bothered him, and he took them
off. Next, his neckerchief became sticky and he untied it and left his
shirt collar open.
"If you keep a-writing much more, Lafe, you'll be naked," said the
landlord critically.
Some cowboys passed through and invited Johnson to join them, but he
shook them off. At last it was finished.
_Dear Friend:_
How are you?
I am sitting in a room it is a big room and a lot of loafers
keep coming and going but genrally coming.
This is to say I am well and doing fine I hope you are well
and doing fine. Say a lady met up with me here a few days ago
who said she knew you ain't that a hot one to spring on me
sudden. She is a right nice lady though she don't care a heap
what I think I reckon she as good as toald me I was a bad egg.
Perhaps I am a bad egg how about it.
She said she was going to write to you. I done the best that I
could and it don't seem fair it ain't right that you should
hear what she said she was going to write to you and besides it
was all a stall and wasn't true but you musn't tell that to
Mrs. MacFarlane because it would make her feel bad. Hughie he
was a friend of mine but Hughie wasn't of no account in some
ways for he spoke Mex too good now when a man gets that twist
on his r's and begins to hang around with the natives its time
to take a new hand all round because he ain't satisfied with
his color no more. No sirree it don't do to talk the lingo to
good and I make them speak my language which will improve their
morals if they only had some to improve that was what ailed
Hughie but she must not know and so you be careful. I hope I
have made it all clear.
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