Aunts -- Fiction; Courtship -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Of course; every one knows of her."
"And now that I think of it, it was she about whom you asked in the
Asolando that afternoon. You wanted to know what she said about the
tea-room."
"I remember perfectly."
She was quiet for a moment, then she threw back her head and laughed
that rare laugh of hers.
"You might let me into the joke."
"It would n't mean anything to you. I have a lot of private jokes that
are for my own consumption."
"Your way of laughing is adorable. I hope to hear more of it. In the
Asolando you repulsed me in a manner that won my admiration, but I
venture to say now that, if you roam these pastures, I am the grass
beneath your feet; and if yonder tuneful water be sacred to you, I sit
beside the brook to learn its song."
"You talk well, sir, but from your tone I fear you can't forget that we
met first in the Asolando. That day of my life is past, and I am by no
means what you might call an Asolandad. I don't seem to impress you
with that fact. I 'm a human being, not to be picked like a red apple,
or trampled upon like grass, or listened to as though I were a foolish
little brook. I 'm greatly given to the highway, and I prefer macadam.
I like asphalt pavements, too, for the matter of that. I should love a
motor, but lacking the coin I pedal a bicycle. My wheel lies down
there in the bushes. You see, Mr. Chimney Man, I am a plain-spoken
person and have no intention of deceiving you. My name was Francesca
for one day only. It may interest you to know that my real name is
Hezekiah."
"Hezekiah!"
I must have shouted it; she seemed startled by my violence.
"You have pronounced it correctly," she remarked.
"Then you are Cecilia's sister and Miss Hollister's niece."
"Guilty."
"And you live?"--
"Over there somewhere, beyond that ridge," and she waved her hand
vaguely toward the village and laughed again.
"Pray tell me what this particular joke is: it must be immensely
funny," I urged, struggling with these new facts.
"Oh, it's Aunt Octavia! She will be the death of me yet! You know the
girl who waited on Aunt Octavia that afternoon took all that artistic
nonsense as seriously as a funeral, and she told me after you left,
with the greatest horror, that Aunt Octavia had asked for a cocktail!"
That laugh rippled off again to carry joy along the planet-trails above
us. "But you know," she resumed, "that Aunt Octavia never drank a
cocktail in her life,--and would n't! She does n't know a cocktail
from soothing syrup! She pines for adventures. She is just like a
boarding-school girl who has read her first romance of the young
American engineer in a South American republic, shooting the insurgents
full of tortillas and marrying the president's dark-eyed daughter. She
reads pirate books and is crazy about buried chests and pieces of
eight. And they say I 'm just like her! She is the most perfectly
killing person in the world!"
Hezekiah laughed again.
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