His first advice was to mix molasses with the fodder which was given to
the animals. It was supposed to fatten them and cure them of that
distinguished melancholy which the Indian troops complained of. Large
bowls of molasses were therefore distributed to the Hindoo shepherds.
The goats remained thin and sad, but the shepherds grew fat. These
results surprised the expert.
Then he was shown the plans of the huts.
He was astounded.
"If there is one thing in the world that goats cannot do without," he
said, "it is air. They must have very lofty stables with large
windows."
Colonel Musgrave asked him no more. He thanked him with extreme
politeness, then sent for Aurelle.
"Now listen to me," he said: "you know Lieutenant Honeysuckle, the goat
expert? Well, I never wish to see him again. I order you to go and find
a new farm with him. I forbid you to find it. If you can manage to
drown him, to run over him with my car, or to get him eaten by the
goats, I will recommend you for the Military Cross. If he reappears
here before my huts are finished, I will have you shot. Be off!"
A week later Lieutenant Honeysuckle broke his leg by falling off his
horse in a farmyard. The Territorial from Marseilles was sent back to
his corps. As for the goats, one fine day they stopped dying, and no
one ever found out why.
*CHAPTER XXI*
One morning, Aurelle, seeing an English Staff officer come into his
office in a gold-peaked hat with a red band, was surprised and delighted
to recognize Major Parker.
"Hullo, sir! I _am_ glad to see you again! But you never told me about
that"—and he pointed to the signs of authority.
"Well," said the major, "I wrote and told you that Colonel Bramble had
been made a general. He now commands our old brigade and I am his
brigade major. I have just been down to the Base to inspect our
reinforcements, and the general ordered me to pick you up on the way
back and bring you in to lunch. He will send you back this evening.
Your colonel is quite agreeable. We are camped for the moment next to
the village where the padre was killed; the general thought you would
like to see his grave."
Two hours later they drew near the front and Aurelle recognized the
familiar landmarks: the little English military village with a policeman
holding up his hand at every corner; the large market town, scarcely
bombarded, but having here and there a roof with its beams exposed; the
road, where one occasionally met a man in a flat steel helmet loaded
like a mule; the village, the notice boards, "This road is under
observation," and suddenly, a carefully camouflaged battery barking out
of a thicket.
But Major Parker, who had seen these things every day for three years,
discoursed on one of his favourite themes:
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