The skipper's wooing, and The brown man's servantJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The skipper's wooing, and The brown man's servant
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
Sailors -- Fiction
“He’s been stealing my apples!” said Miss Dimchurch tragically.
“Where’s the gymnasium mistress?”
The gymnasium mistress, a tall pretty girl, was just behind her.
“Remove that horrid boy, Miss O’Brien,” said the principal.
“Don’t worry,” said Henry, trying to speak calmly; “I’ll go. Stand away
here. I don’t want to be hard on wimmin.”
“Take him out,” commanded the mistress.
Miss O’Brien, pleased at this opportunity of displaying her powers,
entered, and squaring her shoulders, stood over the intruder in much
the same way that Henry had seen barmen stand over Sam.
“Look here, now,” he said, turning pale; “you drop it. I don’t want to
hurt you.”
He placed his pipe in his pocket, and rose to his feet as the gymnasium
mistress caught him in her strong slender arms and raised him from the
ground. Her grip was like steel, and a babel of admiring young voices
broke upon his horrified ears as his captor marched easily with him
down the garden, their progress marked by apples, which rolled out of
his pockets and bounded along the ground.
“I shall kick you,” whispered Henry fiercely—ignoring the fact that
both legs were jammed together—as he caught sight of the pale,
bewildered little face of Gertrude U. F. Harcourt.
“Kick away,” said Miss O’Brien sweetly, and using him as a dumb-bell,
threw in a gratuitous gymnastic display for the edification of her
pupils.
“If you come here again, you naughty little boy,” said Miss Dimchurch,
who was heading the procession behind, “I shall give you to a
policeman. Open the gate, girls!”
The gate was open, and Henry, half dead with shame, was thrust into the
road in full view of the cook, who had been sent out in search of him.
“Wot, ’Enery?” said the cook in unbelieving accents as he staggered
back, aghast at the spectacle—“wotever ’ave you been a-doin’ of?”
“He’s been stealing my apples!” said Miss Dimchurch sternly. “If I
catch him here again I shall cane him!”
“Quite right, ma’am! I hope he hasn’t hurt anybody,” said the cook,
unable to realize fully the discomfiture of the youth.
Miss Dimchurch slammed the gate and left the couple standing in the
road. The cook turned and led the way down to the town again,
accompanied by the crestfallen Henry.
“’Ave a apple, cook?” said the latter, proffering one; “I saved a
beauty a-purpose for you.”
“No, thanks,” said the cook.
“It won’t bite you,” said Henry shortly.
“No, and I won’t bite it either,” replied the cook.
They continued their way in silence, until at the market-place Henry
paused in front of the “Farmer’s Arms.”
“Come in and ’ave a pint, old chap,” he said cordially.
“No, thankee,” said the cook again. “It’s no use, Enery, you don’t git
over me in that way.”
“Wot d’ye mean?” blustered the youth.
“You know,” said the other darkly.
“No, I don’t,” said Henry.
“Well, I wouldn’t miss tellin’ the other chaps, no, not for six pints,”
said the cook cheerfully. “You’re a deep un, ’Enery, but so am I.”
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