Science fiction; Space ships -- Fiction; Space warfare -- Fiction
"Steady on, dear, it's all right--everything's jake. Hold everything,
dear. Pipe down, I tell you! This is nothing to let get your goat. Snap
out of it, Red-Top!"
"But, Dick, it's--it's just--"
"Hold it!" he commanded. "You're going off the deep end again. I can't
say that I expected anything like this, either, but when you think
about things it's natural enough that they should be this way. You
see, while we've apparently got four-dimensional bodies and brains
now, our intellects are still three-dimensional, which complicates
things considerably. We can handle things and recognize them, but we
can't think about our physical forms, understand them, or express them
either in words or in thoughts. Peculiar, and nerve-wracking enough,
especially for you girls, but quite normal--see?"
"Well, maybe--after a fashion. I was afraid that I had really gone
crazy back there, at first, but if you feel that way, too, I know
it's all right. But you said that we'd be gone only a skillionth of a
second, and we've been here a week already, at the very least."
"All wrong, dear--at least, partly wrong. Time does go faster here,
apparently, so that we seem to have been here quite a while; but as
far as our own time is concerned we haven't been here anywhere near a
millionth of a second yet. See that plunger? It's still moving in--it
has barely made contact. Time is purely relative, you know, and it
moves so fast here that that plunger switch, traveling so fast that the
eye cannot follow it at all ordinarily, seems to us to be perfectly
stationary."
"But it _must_ have been longer than that, Dick! Look at all the
talking we've done. I'm a fast talker, I know, but even I can't talk
that fast!"
"You aren't talking--haven't you discovered that yet? You are thinking,
and we are getting your thoughts as speech; that's all. Don't believe
it? All right; there's your tongue, right there--or better, take your
heart. It's that funny-looking object right there--see it? It isn't
beating--that is, it would seem to us to take weeks, or possibly
months, to beat. Take hold of it--feel it for yourself."
"Take _hold_ of it! My own heart? Why, it's inside me, between my
ribs--I couldn't, possibly!"
"Sure you can! That's your intellect talking now, not your brain.
You're four-dimensional now, remember, and what you used to call your
body is nothing but the three-dimensional hypersurface of your new
hyperbody. You can take hold of your heart or your gizzard just as
easily as you used to pat yourself on the nose with a powder puff."
"Well, I won't, then--why, I wouldn't touch that thing for a million
dollars!"
"All right; watch me feel mine, then. See, it's perfectly motionless,
and my tongue is, too. And there's something else that I never
expected to look at--my appendix. Good thing you're in good shape, old
vermiform, or I'd take a pair of scissors and snick you off while I've
got such a good chance to do it without--"
"Dick!" shrieked Dorothy. "For the love of Heaven--"
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