The Slaves of Society: A Comedy in CoversUpward, Allen
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The Slaves of Society: A Comedy in Covers
Upward, Allen
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Satire
“This is most interesting!”
Hammond frowned sternly at the fair interrupter.
“Wait! ‘_Some time ago it was generally rumored in the constituency
that you were likely to lead to the altar Lady Victoria Hildegonde Jane
Beauchamp-Mauleverer_, only _daughter of the most noble the Marquis of
Severn, K.G.--_’”
“He must have looked me up in Whitaker’s ‘Titled Persons.’”
“‘_And the news gave us the greatest satisfaction, as it was felt that
by so doing you would greatly strengthen your social prestige, and
thereby deprive the Liberals of their advantage in having secured a
baronet as their candidate--_’”
“He quite crushes you there.”
“‘_But I regret to state that a report has now reached us that this
marriage is not likely to come off, and your enemies have the audacity
to allege that you are contemplating a union with a singer on the
music-hall stage whose name has been a target for the breath of
scandal. Your friends have, of course, indignantly denied the rumor,
but we think it would be desirable in your interest that you should
at once write me a formal contradiction, which could be inserted, if
necessary, in the local press. Trusting you will see your way to do
this, and apologizing for the liberty I have taken, with very kind
regards, I am, yours sincerely_,
“‘EDWARD DOBBIN.’”
“He gets rather prosy towards the end, doesn’t he?” commented Victoria,
who had listened in silence to that part of the letter.
“You haven’t heard the postscript,” said Hammond. “‘P.S.--_If you
could at the same time authorize me to announce your engagement to Lady
Beauchamp-Mauleverer, we consider it would have an excellent effect._’”
“Artful old thing! He is almost as bad as my mother.”
Hammond folded up the letter and put it back in his pocket.
“Well, now, what do you advise me to do?”
“Oh, send the contradiction, by all means.”
“And what about the further announcement?”
Their eyes met seriously for the first time. Victoria answered, in the
same light tone:
“Well, it seems a pity to disappoint him.”
“Then you won’t contradict it?”
“No, I never write to the papers.”
Hammond bent forward respectfully.
“Thank you. May I kiss your hand?”
“If you will promise not to be sentimental,” said Victoria, yielding
gracefully.
“I think I can promise that,” said Hammond, with secret bitterness.
And he bowed over the white fingers, wondering if this woman really
wished to be his wife, while Victoria wondered in her turn why on earth
this man wanted to marry her.
They were not left long in their mutual embarrassment. The marchioness
was burning with impatience to learn the result of her arduous
campaign, and as soon as she thought she had given the lovers time
enough to adjust matters she returned to the spot, Despencer being
admitted to share the anticipated triumph.
“So you are still here!” the mother exclaimed, with innocent surprise.
“I hope that girl has not been shocking you very much, Mr. Hammond?”
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