You see I wanted to fix myself as decent as I could so as not to shame
Mr. Edgerton too much for knowing me. So I wash my face and put my hair
up to curl and I get my supper of potato chips and pickles in a hurry
and I am just in the middle of getting it down with my new dress I have
took off all over the bed when I hear a step in the hall and there
comes a knock on the door and I think of course it is Mrs. Budd and I
says, “Come in,” and the door opens and my God there she is!
Well Mom you could of knocked me over with an orange stick. I just
stand there with half a dill pickle in my mouth and the other half in
my hand and stare at her like a boob. It is the same lady that I seen
getting out of the electric coop with Mr. Edgerton and she has got on
the same squirrel-skin coat and all. She wouldn’t have to be a very
big lady to seem awful big standing in the doorway and she is red from
climbing the stairs and there is red in her eyes too she gives me the
glare and holds herself stiff and straight and gee Mom I feel like a
worm must feel when it is going to be stepped on.
“Are you Miss Mamie Riggs?” she says and I gives a gulp at the pickle.
“And so you are the woman that is going with my husband!” she says.
So then I see it is going to be a war and I thinks what kind? She has
got me penned in a corner and there is just a window and no fire-escape
and a long ways to the ground and she has got a big squirrel-skin muff
that she holds in her left hand with her hand inside it and I thinks
to myself there is your death Mamie Riggs because of course she must
have a gun in that hand and gee Mom it sure makes your hair rise up to
watch that muff and wonder what is going to happen will she let the
muff fall and show the gun or will she shoot through the muff? But no
she won’t be apt to do that because she won’t think no manicure girl
worth spoiling a fine muff over. It is exactly like the big scene in a
play you know how it is Mom only you really don’t because it is another
thing altogether when it is real.
Well I have got the pickle out of the way and so I say real careful
like, “I have the honor to be a friend of Mr. Edgerton,” I says. And
then I have a sudden bright idea and I raise my voice and call, “Come
in Mrs. Budd.” Then I listen and I say again louder yet, “Please come
in Mrs. Budd.” For of course I know that she is not going to lose her
chance to find out what is going on but will be at the door listening
and sure enough the door opens kind of timid and I hear her voice
behind the big lady, “Did you call me Miss Riggs?”
“You might come in,” I says. “I have a lady caller she is the wife of
a gentleman friend of mine. Meet Mrs. Edgerton,” I says, “Mrs. Budd.”
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