“Is it that she thinks I have been too familiar talking about the
Spokesman like He was one of us plain people?”
But he says no that is not it. “The truth is Miss Riggs I have not been
able to persuade my wife that you and I are seriously interested in
public questions and so when you sit and talk about helping me it seems
to her that we are playing a game to make her ridiculous.”
“Oh that is it!” I says. “But does she not know that this is a free
country and that I have got a vote the same as she has?”
“You are perfectly right,” he says, “and let us go on with our
conversation and our dinner.”
But of course I am not hungry no more I have got some self-respect for
all my needing a meal and I says, “No Mr. Edgerton it will have to be
some other time because I don’t think I had ought to stay in this house
it would only be making your wife angrier than ever.”
First he tries to stop me but then he says that he will drive me
home--imagine him taking me in that electric coop that he drives her
in! I says, “No Mr. Edgerton it will not be the first time that I have
gone home in a street car and I will do it once more,” I says.
“But Miss Riggs,” he says, “am I to lose your political counsel?”
“No,” I says, “you can phone me tomorrow but right now I want you to
go in and see your wife and try to fix it up with her,” I says, “and
not make her no madder by taking me home alone.” And so I make him get
my things and I walk home and gee Mom all the way I am thinking I will
never know what was going to be the rest of that dinner!
LETTER XIII
IN WHICH I MISS ANOTHER HALF DINNER
DEAR MOM:
Of course I was on pins and needles all day waiting for Mr. Edgerton
to call me so as I could find out what had happened between him and
his wife. And just when I was done work and ready to go out of the
beauty parlor he phoned and gee then I had to break a date with Adaire
Huggins to go to a show with her and all the girls is getting more and
more sorer because I am so up-stage with them having an affair with a
gentleman and not telling them nothing.
Well Mr. Edgerton took me to the Chink place again and we et some more
chop-guey and there was no detective watching us and we had a good
chat. And he says that Mrs. Edgerton is so angry she says she will
never speak to him again, and then she tells him that she is going
to write to the Spokesman about how her husband is taking a manicure
girl to dinners with him and pretending that this girl gives him the
ideas that the Spokesman has to say to all the newspaper reporters of
the whole world. And of course if she does that it will mean that Mr.
Edgerton will be out of his job because of course the Spokesman is
a very moral man and therefore somewhat suspicious and it would not
be possible to persuade Him that it was just for my ideas that Mr.
Edgerton was taking me to dinner and anyhow if it was true it would be
worse because it would insult Him to know where His ideas comes from.
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