While I ate, the guests continued to arrive. Watching them as they
entered didn't interfere with my demolishing the food or sampling all
of the wines. I had finished stoking up by the time the rest were
just starting, so I could circulate among them. All of the women
were subjected to my very close scrutiny, and most of them enjoyed
it because, if I say so myself, with my new face and the fit of the
uniform I cut a mean swath through the local types. I really wasn't
expecting to run across Angelina's trail this easily, but there was
always the chance. Only a few of the women even remotely resembled her,
but it took only a few words each time to settle the fact that they
were true-blue blue-blood and not my little interstellar killer. This
task was made simpler by the fact that the Freibur beauties ran heavily
towards the flesh, and Angelina was a neat and petite package. I went
back to the bar.
"You have been given a Royal Command," an adenoidal voice said in my
ear while fingers plucked at my sleeve. I turned and gave my best scowl
to the character who still clutched the fabric.
"Let go the suit or I push your buck-toothed face the punch bowl in,"
I growled in my thickest Misteldrossian accent. He let go as if he had
grabbed something hot and got all red and excited-looking. "That's
better," I added, cutting off his next words. "Now--who wants to see
me--the King?"
"Her majesty, the Queen," he managed to squeeze out between thin lips.
"That's good. I want to see her too. Show the way." I forged a way
through the crowd while my new friend clattered behind, trying to pass
me. I stopped before I reached the group around Queen Helda and let him
get ahead all out of breath and sweating.
"Your majesty, this is the Baron--"
"Grav not Baron," I cut in with my hideously rich accent. "Grav Bent
Diebstall from a poor provincial family, cheated centuries ago of our
rightful title by thieving and jealous counts." I scowled straight at
my guide as if he had been in the plot and he turned the flush on again.
"I don't recognize all of your honors, Grav Bent," the Queen said in
her low voice that reminded me of pastures on a misty morn. She pointed
to my manly chest, to the row of decorations I had purchased from a
curio dealer just that morning.
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