The Stoneground Ghost Tales: Compiled from the recollections of the Reverend Roland Batchel, Vicar of the parish.Swain, E. G. (Edmund Gill)
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The Stoneground Ghost Tales: Compiled from the recollections of the Reverend Roland Batchel, Vicar of the parish.
Swain, E. G. (Edmund Gill)
English fiction -- 20th century; Ghost stories, English
What has been already said of Mr. Batchel will have sufficed to inform
the reader that he is a man of very settled habits. The conveniences
of life, which have multiplied so fast of late, have never attracted
him, even when he has heard of them. Inconveniences to which he is
accustomed have always seemed to him preferable to conveniences with
which he is unfamiliar. To this day, therefore, he writes with a quill,
winds up his watch with a key, and will drink no soda-water but from a
tumbling bottle with the cork wired to its neck.
The reader accordingly will learn without surprise that Mr. Batchel
continues to use the reading-lamp he acquired 30 years ago as a
Freshman in College. He still carries it from room to room as
occasion requires, and ignores all other means of illumination. It
is an inexpensive lamp of very poor appearance, and dates from a
time when labour-saving was not yet a fine art. It cannot be lighted
without the removal of several of its parts, and it is extinguished
by the primitive device of blowing down the chimney. What has always
shocked the womenfolk of the Batchel family, however, is the lamp's
unworthiness of its surroundings. Mr. Batchel's house is furnished in
dignified and comfortable style, but the handsome lamp, surmounting
a fluted brazen column, which his relatives bestowed upon him at his
institution, is still unpacked.
One of his younger and subtler relatives succeeded in damaging the old
lamp, as she thought, irretrievably, by a well-planned accident, but
found it still in use a year later, most atrociously repaired. The
whole family, and some outsiders, had conspired to attack the offending
lamp, and it had withstood them all.
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