She was still pouting like a little girl when Dr. Noxon came. Her lips
were pushed out and her chin was purse-drawn when he asked her what was
the matter of her. He held her wrist in one hand and his watch in the
other, glanced at her tongue, and in a lowered voice asked one or two
very personal questions.
Poppa did most of the talking, while Dr. Noxon nodded and said: “I see,
I see.” As might have been expected, he left two sets of pills, one
kind to be taken after each meal and before retiring, and another kind
of pill to be taken on arising and every three hours.
Momma could hardly keep from laughing in the old owl’s face, and as
soon as he closed the door she bust right out. It was not a nice
laugh--hysterics like. She whooped: “I’ve seen that old nuisance leave
those same fool pills on those same fool pieces of paper since we first
came to Carthage and called him in. Everybody that ever took ’em has
died, and I guess it’s my turn! And I don’t care!”
Her laughter ended in the wild weeping of a young girl, and Poppa was
almost distracted. She went to bed all wore out, but she couldn’t sleep.
She kept him awake worse when she laid still trying not to wake him
than she did when she thrashed about and groaned.
* * * * *
That was a long night, and Poppa entertained a whole herd of nightmares
without falling asleep, or, if he did, he didn’t know it and it didn’t
do him a mite of good.
He waited a day or two to see what effect Dr. Noxon’s immemorial pills
would have. They had even less effect than he expected they would.
The third day he took the almost sacrilegious step of seeing one of the
other doctors. Dr. Champe refused to call since Mrs. Lundy was known
to be one of Dr. Noxon’s regular customers, a life member in his pill
association.
But Poppa threatened to brain Champe if he didn’t see Momma, and he
consented to see her if she would call after dark. Poppa had to drive
her there “like a pig to market,” he said, and he was more wore out
than what she was.
Dr. Champe gave spoon medicines. They were bittersweet and sticky, and
had no effect whatever except to cause a brief ague of nausea and leave
a nasty taste on the tongue.
A third doctor tried massage, another electricity. Momma even flirted
with science--science with a capital S. But the optimism that was
ladled out to her made her sicker than Dr. Champe’s sticky sweet
medicine. She was in one of those moods when a cheerful word or a smile
is a deadly insult.
The last doctor in town advised a trip, a change of climate and
environment. Momma ridiculed the idea, but Poppa telegraphed their
married daughter in Terre Haute that Momma was coming, and he fairly
boosted her on the train.
Momma was dismal and ashamed of being dumped as a burden on a daughter
she had always babied even after Hattie (now Mrs. Fred Eppes) had
babies of her own. So the reunion lacked the delight that belonged to
the occasion.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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