Boys -- Juvenile fiction; New England -- Juvenile fiction
Whatever relates to Gypsy belongs properly to this narrative; therefore
I offer no apology for rescuing from oblivion, and boldly printing here
a short composition which I wrote in the early part of my first quarter
at the Temple Grammar School. It is my maiden effort in a difficult art,
and is, perhaps, lacking in those graces of thought and style which are
reached only after the severest practice.
Every Wednesday morning, on entering school, each pupil was expected
to lay his exercise on Mr. Grimshaw's desk; the subject was usually
selected by Mr. Grimshaw himself, the Monday previous. With a humor
characteristic of him, our teacher had instituted two prizes, one for
the best and the other for the worst composition of the month. The first
prize consisted of a penknife, or a pencil-case, or some such article
dear to the heart of youth; the second prize entitled the winner to wear
for an hour or two a sort of conical paper cap, on the front of which
was written, in tall letters, this modest admission: I AM A DUNCE! The
competitor who took prize No. 2. wasn't generally an object of envy.
My pulse beat high with pride and expectation that Wednesday morning, as
I laid my essay, neatly folded, on the master's table. I firmly decline
to say which prize I won; but here's the composition to speak for
itself:--
The horse
The horse is a useful animal He
is nice to have. i have one.
her name is gipsey. She bites, her
main is very long. one Day i was
washing her front Foot when she
bent down her head and lifted
me up by the trousers and then
tumbled me into the water Pale
that was standing near by. i hit
her six times with a pease of
hoop. the way of the transgresser
is hard
T. Bailey
It is no small-author vanity that induces me to publish this stray
leaf of natural history. I lay it before our young folks, not for
their admiration, but for their criticism. Let each reader take
his lead-pencil and remorselessly correct the orthography, the
capitalization, and the punctuation of the essay. I shall not feel hurt
at seeing my treatise cut all to pieces; though I think highly of the
production, not on account of its literary excellence, which I candidly
admit is not overpowering, but because it was written years and years
ago about Gypsy, by a little fellow who, when I strive to recall him,
appears to me like a reduced ghost of my present self.
I am confident that any reader who has ever had pets, birds or animals,
will forgive me for this brief digression.
Chapter Twelve--Winter at Rivermouth
“I guess we're going to have a regular old-fashioned snowstorm,”
said Captain Nutter, one bleak December morning, casting a peculiarly
nautical glance skyward.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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