Boys -- Juvenile fiction; New England -- Juvenile fiction
In a former chapter I alluded to Miss Abigail's managing propensities.
She had affected many changes in the Nutter House before I came there
to live; but there was one thing against which she had long contended
without being able to overcome. This was the Captain's pipe. On
first taking command of the household, she prohibited smoking in the
sitting-room, where it had been the old gentleman's custom to take a
whiff or two of the fragrant weed after meals. The edict went forth--and
so did the pipe. An excellent move, no doubt; but then the house was
his, and if he saw fit to keep a tub of tobacco burning in the middle of
the parlor floor, he had a perfect right to do so. However, he humored
her in this as in other matters, and smoked by stealth, like a guilty
creature, in the barn, or about the gardens. That was practicable in
summer, but in winter the Captain was hard put to it. When he couldn't
stand it longer, he retreated to his bedroom and barricaded the door.
Such was the position of affairs at the time of which I write.
One morning, a few days after the great snow, as Miss Abigail was
dusting the chronometer in the hall, she beheld Captain Nutter slowly
descending the staircase, with a long clay pipe in his mouth. Miss
Abigail could hardly credit her own eyes.
“Dan'el!” she gasped, retiring heavily on the hat-rack.
The tone of reproach with which this word was uttered failed to produce
the slightest effect on the Captain, who merely removed the pipe from
his lips for an instant, and blew a cloud into the chilly air. The
thermometer stood at two degrees below zero in our hall.
“Dan'el!” cried Miss Abigail, hysterically--“Dan'el, don't come near me!”
Whereupon she fainted away; for the smell of tobacco-smoke always made
her deadly sick.
Kitty Collins rushed from the kitchen with a basin of water, and set to
work bathing Miss Abigail's temples and chafing her hands. I thought
my grandfather rather cruel, as he stood there with a half-smile on his
countenance, complacently watching Miss Abigail's sufferings. When she
was “brought to,” the Captain sat down beside her, and, with a lovely
twinkle in his eye, said softly:
“Abigail, my dear, there wasn't any tobacco in that Pipe! It was a new
pipe. I fetched it down for Tom to blow soap-bubbles with.”
At these words Kitty Collins hurried away, her features-working
strangely. Several minutes later I came upon her in the scullery with
the greater portion of a crash towel stuffed into her mouth. “Miss
Abygil smelt the terbacca with her oi!” cried Kitty, partially removing
the cloth, and then immediately stopping herself up again.
The Captain's joke furnished us--that is, Kitty and me--with mirth for
many a day; as to Miss Abigail, I think she never wholly pardoned
him. After this, Captain Nutter gradually gave up smoking, which is an
untidy, injurious, disgraceful, and highly pleasant habit.
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