The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His WifeFirebaugh, Ellen M.
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The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His Wife
Firebaugh, Ellen M.
Physicians -- Anecdotes; Wit and humor
"Isn't that a pretty sight?" The doctor nodded his head toward two
little girls in fresh white dresses who stood on the side-walk anxiously
watching his approach. There was earnest interest in the blue eyes and
the black. Near the little girls stood a white-headed toddler of about
two years and by his side a boy seven or eight years old.
"Mr. Blank," called the blue-eyed little girl--all men with or without
titles are _Mr._ to little folks;--the doctor stopped his horse.
"Well, what is it, Mamie?"
"I want you to bring my mamma a baby."
"You do!"
"Yes, sir, a boy baby. Mamie and me wants a little brother," chimed in
the little black-eyed girl.
The boy looked down at the toddler beside him and then at the two little
girls with weary contempt. "You don't know what you're a-gittin' into,"
he said. "If this one hadn't never learned to walk it wouldn't be so
bad, but he jist learns _everything_ and he jist bothers me _all the
time_."
The doctor and Mary laughed with great enjoyment. "Now! what'd I tell
you!" said the boy, as he ran to pick up the toddler who at that instant
fell off the sidewalk. He gave him a vigorous shake as he set him on his
feet and a roar went up. "Don't you _git_ any baby at your house," he
said, warningly.
"Yes, bring us one, Mr. Blank, please do, a little _bit_ of a one," said
Mamie, and the black eyes pleaded too.
"Well, I'll tell you. If you'll be good and do whatever your mamma tells
you, maybe I _will_ find a baby one of these days and if I do I'll bring
it to your house." He drove on.
"If they knew what I know their little hearts would almost burst for
joy. Their father is just as anxious for a boy as they are, too," he
added.
They were soon out in the open country. It was one of those lovely days
which sometimes come at this season of the year which seem to belong to
early autumn; neither too warm nor too cool for comfort. A soft haze lay
upon the landscape and over all the Sunday calm. They turned into a
broad, dusty road. Mary's eyes wandered across the meadow on the right
with its background of woods in the distance. A solitary cow stood
contentedly in the shade of a solitary tree, while far above a vulture
sailed on slumbrous wings.
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