The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life — John Shaqi
The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
She mentioned the name of a neighbor of my grandfather’s, across the
river from her home.
“And where else?”
Another of our neighbors. The stranger repeated the two names with
satisfaction.
“And where else?”
He never once lifted his eyes from the pavement; and there was a sort of
suppressed eagerness in his voice that thrilled us all with a strange
excitement, we knew not why.
“We sail in our boat to see Uncle Tom.” [Many of the young people in our
neighborhood called my grandfather by this name.]
“Oh, you mean your Uncle Tom—let me see,”—and a faint smile illumined
his face,—“you mean your Uncle Tom—Mulligins?”
“No-o-o-o! Minty-pepper ain’t dood. It stings my mouf.”
“Ah, yes, I know,—you sail in your boat to—see—your—Uncle
Tom—Higginbotham.”
Perhaps she dimly perceived that he was drolling; at any rate, she
doubled herself up with an affected little laugh.
“No, I will tell you,” said he, raising his eyes to her face,—“it is
your Uncle Tom Whacker.”
The audience half rose from their seats. “Why, who can he be?” exclaimed
Mrs. Carter.
“Yes, that’s his right name,—Uncle Mr. Whacker. I calls him Uncle Tom.
He is a hundred years old, I reckon. My sister loves Mr. Uncle Whacker
some, but she loves Mr.—Mr.—Mr. Fat Whacker the most.” [Sensation!]
As this is the second remark of this character on Laura’s part that I
have recorded, it is high time that I explained that the idea had
naturally enough arisen in her mind from hearing Mary and Alice rally
her sister upon the increased frequency of my visits to the Carters’
since her arrival in town.
“Do you love me some?”
“Yes, I loves you a heap!”
“And I loves you a heap, too,” said he; and stooping, he kissed her
several times. “And now I suppose you had better run in and show your
candy to your sister Lucy.”
“All wight!” said she; and she toddled off.
CHAPTER VI.
The morning following these occurrences, and for several days
thereafter, I had occasion to be absent from town. Calling at the
Carters’ on the evening of my return, I found that the daily visits of
the mysterious stranger had not been interrupted. There was, however,
nothing of special interest to report. The interviews with Laura had
been short, and marked only by the invariable production of the package
of candy. When I expressed fears for that young lady’s digestion, I
learned that, owing to a like solicitude, the girls had shared the
danger with Laura so magnanimously that her health was in no immediate
peril.
“Here are still some of the remains of to-day’s spoil,” said Alice,
handing me a collapsed package.
“Well,” said I, “now that you have seen him so often, what do you think
of him? What are your theories?”
“There are as many opinions as there are girls,” said Mrs. Carter. “What
is mine? Well, I should suppose that I was too old to express an opinion
upon such romantic affairs. But one thing I will say, he is undoubtedly
a gentleman.”
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