The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
At last, when we were approaching Leigh Street at a furious pace, and
the horses were turning into it, a well-meaning man rushed, with a loud
“whoa,” at the horse nearest him, at the same time belaboring him with
his umbrella; and this producing an extra burst of speed, the carriage
made the turn literally on two wheels; so that, in momentary expectation
of an upset, I instinctively released my hold on Alice’s shoulder and
seized the edge of my seat; while the girls were so frightened that
Alice sprang up, and, with a wild cry, threw her arms around my neck,
Lucy, at the same time, seizing my right arm.
The two girls pulling down upon me with all the strength of
panic-terror, there was no help for it. My heels flew up in the air, my
legs assuming the shape of a gigantic V.
Picture to yourself, gentle reader, Mr. Fat Whacker moving down Leigh
Street in this alphabetical order!
Even had I not been throttled almost to suffocation, I believe my face
would have been red with shame,—often a more powerful emotion than the
fear of death. (I, for example, once saw an officer, while the battle of
Spottsylvania Court-House was raging, blush, instead of turning pale,
when a cannon-ball, rushing past him, annihilated the seat of his
trousers.)
And this is what I saw, looking through that V as a sharpshooter through
the hind-sight of his rifle.
I saw the Don and Laura cosily sitting on the carriage-block, with their
backs towards us, the nurse standing near by. Molly saw us as soon as we
turned into Leigh Street, and knowing the horses, I suppose (all
recognition of me being, I must presume, out of the question), rushed up
to the Don with a scream. He leaped to his feet, and, taking in the
situation at a glance, sprang into the middle of the street.
Perhaps the effect was intensified to me by the concentration of light
wrought by the involuntary hindsight arrangement of my legs; possibly my
perceptive faculties, stimulated by the situation, were unusually keen;
but the bearing and look of the Don remain to this day indelibly
impressed upon my memory. Hatless, he stood in the middle of the street,
one leg advanced, and with both arms, after the fashion of ball-players,
extended to the front. But it was his countenance that struck me most.
His grimly-set lips, his distended nostrils, his brows intensely knit
over his darkly glancing eyes, but, above all, his head, thrown back,
and rocking to and fro in sympathy with the oscillations of the
approaching team, gave him a look of ferocious disdain.
It is with just such a look, I can imagine, that a lion, famished and
desperate, after long and vain hunting of giraffe or gazelle, prepares
to spring, from his tangled ambuscade of rushes, upon the horns of an
approaching bull. What must be done, saith his mighty heart, must be
done—and done bravely.
’Twas Milton’s Satan stood there!
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